STI's?

doddsy105 · 1 Nov 2010 at 14:34

Has anybody ever had an STI?. Do i just buy the test kits off the internet to save hassle? Going to the hospital etc takes too long and its too much hassle etc. Any ideas suggestions?

sanaxe1 · 1 Nov 2010 at 14:35

You need a STI test kit before sleeping with her!? Sounds like a keeper to me.

benjo · 1 Nov 2010 at 14:36

There's these things called condoms.

Swifty55 · 1 Nov 2010 at 14:37

Anal. It's the only way!

Deiwos · 1 Nov 2010 at 14:38

Not sure if you're trolling or not but if not:

Go to your GP or local sexual health clinic if you want to get yourself checked out. Takes hardly any time at all.

Jono8 · 1 Nov 2010 at 14:39

No medical threads! Although if i was a mod, i would allow this one as it has potential

ntg · 1 Nov 2010 at 14:40

Another example where trust is the key thing to a healthy relationship!!!

Burnsy2023 · 1 Nov 2010 at 14:40

Deiwos said:
Go to your GP or local sexual health clinic if you want to get yourself checked out. Takes hardly any time at all.

Indeed, it's the only way you'll have comprehensive testing.

J.B · 1 Nov 2010 at 14:41

This thread is cruising for a lockin' I reckons.

Just go to your GP/family planning clinic/whatever they are called nowadays.

Now I think about it I swear a lot of these places have walk in clinics. In the time its taken you to write this thread and read the responses you probably could have gone.

Bottom line, dont cut corners with your health.

Ahleckz · 1 Nov 2010 at 14:41

Bet your foreplay is great. *smoochy smooch, oh can you please wee on this stick and I'll have to get some blood before we touch each other, smooch smooch*.

Get down to your local sexual health clinic, they will have a drop-in day. Take a book, as you may have to wait a while. They'll want you to **** in a cup and take some blood. You'll then phone up an automated line a few weeks later and told of the outcome. If you are diseased, you will be able to pick up a prescription from your GP and get treated.

Mucky_Pup · 1 Nov 2010 at 14:41

Is the kit for her or you? This is where the thread develops:

Fr0dders · 1 Nov 2010 at 14:41

Burnsy2023 said:
Indeed, it's the only way you'll have comprehensive testing.

/ end of thread surely ?

~>Dg<~ · 1 Nov 2010 at 14:42

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=23515300258

lol

Burnsy2023 · 1 Nov 2010 at 14:43

Ahleckz said:
If you are diseased, you will be able to pick up a prescription from your GP and get treated.

For some conditions they will give you treatment there and then.

Charlie Bravo · 1 Nov 2010 at 14:43

Swifty55 said:
Anal. It's the only way!

lol, one up the bum, no harm done!

Burnsy2023 · 1 Nov 2010 at 14:45

Charlie Bravo said:
lol, one up the bum, no harm done!

Unless you get HIV.

Kazz · 1 Nov 2010 at 14:45

Just rub it on a your wallpaper, if the paper turns a funny colour you have an STI.

antijoke · 1 Nov 2010 at 14:45

This could be a golden thread.

Burnsy2023 · 1 Nov 2010 at 14:45

Kazz said:
Just rub it on a your wallpaper, if your thing turns a funny colour you have an STI.

Fixed for Asim.

Col_M · 1 Nov 2010 at 14:46

Sounds a bit weird having a test before, have you done this for all your relationships or is it her idea? what's the reason behind it?

But anyway when I did it I went to the hospital, got prodded here, peed there, took blood from my arm and it was all over in 30 mins from when I entered the hospital. Then to get the results I phoned up. No hassle at all really and it was free which an internet bought test won't be.