Strange Customers at Work

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Always carry your own pendulum, so that you can hold it over their credit card and say, 'Sorry Madam your card's been rejected. Do you have another means of payment?'

Excellent

She was obviously on religion. She might not call it religion, but it is.

She was performing a ritual that's part of her faith. Why do you find it so offensive for that to be called what it is - religion?

Oh gimme a break

Anyway... This story actually extended into today!

She came back! Apparently it 'wasn't compatible' with her router (Even though it has Wireless N built-in which is backwards compatible with all previous forms of wireless), and also didn't work with her printer. She asked for a refund.

I reaaaaaally wanted to say something about her stupid cone thing, but had to resist. Her husband was with her too, and he was a bit of a nutter that started shouting at me when I was asking questions regarding their router. Apparently, as their ISP wasn't listed in the manual of an HP laptop, it doesn't work, and only the 5 listed ISPs will work. Apparently I need to start telling this to all customers.

Pahahaha!

People like this brighten my day no end

 

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i'm fortunate enough to be a taxi driver in Glasgow so you can imagine the usual assortment of junkies nutters and general weegies i deal with on a day to day basis some of the stranger ones include the lassie that done a runner on me, pulled up at her destination and she bolted out the door going arse over tit and dissapearing up a close, pity she left her purse sitting in the back seat took my fare plus tip then handed it into the police station with an explanation

also had one beginning of this year a wait and return to a well known local place for buying illegal substances pulled up outside the address guy goes into the close to do what hes going to do when 2 coppers come wandering round and wait outside the close.

couple of minutes later he bounces out the door into the arms of the waiting policemen cue lifted for possesion, but only after the copper made him pay his fare.

add many more like the above from the guy trying to do a runner and not realising the doors are locked and bouncing back off the window to religious nutters trying to convert me to large men trying to touch me up makes for "interesting" days