strange Face book message

Am I missing something or was the story about the TV show nothing to do with the advice he is needing? or some sly advertisement?
 
so i can get the opinion from someone that i dont know/havent slept with.

after some lambrini and a tesco microwave meal we were getting it on (high 5) she stayed the night and i made her leave at 5am

i cant hurt myself too bad as i pass out at the sight of blood/cuts/irish people.
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Anyone that writes that kind of comedy brilliance, even with terrible attempts at grammar and spelling, deserves immediate befriending. Hell, I'll take him if you don't want him.
 
tell him to sign up here then post his relationship question, he should get some good replys.

Or just reply Man UP, Smash some pasty etc
 
Suggest he punches her in the ovaries. Then send a friend request. Anyone who writes that sort of an epic message deserves your friendship.
 
Update this bloke is awesome.


David 14 October at 16:08

Well first off is she really worth it, send me some pics and ill tell you what i think, also what is it with the Irish?

Dean 14 October at 16:26 Report
Yeah she is worth it. Sorry mate, i cant send you any photos of her ****** im afraid. She has told me the child isnt mine now, its her husbands. I dont know what to do, her husband is ginger so thats just ******* great, a little carrot top is gonna pop out no doubt. This has had me in tears today, imagine that, someone of my age and with the penis i have sitting here crying naked, i should just drown my head in the toilet. I dont know what it is with the Irish, i wish they would fix up and look sharp i really

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OP has singularly failed to delete "Dean's" surname in that picture. I can envisage the poor bloke getting some fascinating random messages of his own soon!
 
You could question his notion of himself as an "opportunist womaniser" if he thinks that a Tesco microwave meal and a Lambrini constitutes a decent date...
 
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