Strange work colleague!

Pulsedriver · 9 Nov 2007 at 15:22

Gone!

The Dread Pirate · 9 Nov 2007 at 15:23

All the signs of a WoW player!!!

Zefan · 9 Nov 2007 at 15:23

SeanyK said:
constant burping
drinking overly excessive amounts of fizzy drinks (4 cans in last 2 hours)
strange groans followed by belching

Have you seen/read Dreamcatcher?

Pulsedriver · 9 Nov 2007 at 15:24

LOL good point there! I better run ha ha!

Glaucus · 9 Nov 2007 at 15:24

fizzy drinks explains the burping, probably a fair amount of farting as well. If he also has a lot of sugar/energy food. The chances are he will be warm due to motabalism.

jas72 · 9 Nov 2007 at 15:24

SeanyK said:
Hey all!

So i've noticed the following about one of my work colleagues;

constant burping
drinking overly excessive amounts of fizzy drinks (4 cans in last 2 hours)
strange groans followed by belching

turning the air con machine on, it's nearly middle of November, hardly warm, and im recovering from a cold so could really do without that.

Same said colleague walks about with half sleeved shirts in freezing wind claiming its lovely day.

hmmm.

Sounds like my brother

you aren't in Glasgow are you?

Pulsedriver · 9 Nov 2007 at 15:26

if it was farting as well i'd complain as thats just too much to handle considering there is no window in here!

_PD_ · 9 Nov 2007 at 15:26

Lol if you feed him Baking powder, he will explode. I think I read it somewhere.

Glaucus · 9 Nov 2007 at 15:27

SeanyK said:
if it was farting as well i'd complain as thats just too much to handle considering there is no window in here!

you probably just can't smell it.

al that fizz has to go some where. Only some of it is burped back up

Pulsedriver · 9 Nov 2007 at 15:29

!!!!!!!

Sp!ke · 9 Nov 2007 at 15:31

SeanyK said:
drinking overly excessive amounts of fizzy drinks (4 cans in last 2 hours)

Offer him some Mentoes

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Basher · 9 Nov 2007 at 15:35

He's an alien. Inform your manager.

helmet · 9 Nov 2007 at 15:36

Glass bubbles for us all, that's the answer! Opaque one's at that!

Jonny69 · 9 Nov 2007 at 15:42

He's probably becoming diabetic.

Pulsedriver · 9 Nov 2007 at 15:42

Done!

Totality · 9 Nov 2007 at 15:45

SeanyK said:
I sit fairly close!
What we need is some manners!
Air con is going right on my back at the moment, it gets to me before anyone so its a bit unfair, I might just smash it lol

Why not grow some balls and turn it off or simply say its freezing so can you turn it down? Communication is key. Not posting on an internet forum

Sic · 9 Nov 2007 at 15:46

bah, you think that's weird! you've seen nothing!

our weird guy does some/all of the following in a day

comes to your desk and farts
flakes in your drinks/food
smells like dirty girl parts
produces his own form of freakish moisturiser, which he leaves on everything he touches

hah!

Jonny69 · 9 Nov 2007 at 15:47

Sic said:
comes to your desk and farts
flakes in your drinks/food
smells like dirty girl parts
produces his own form of freakish moisturiser, which he leaves on everything he touches

Yuck

markk · 9 Nov 2007 at 16:06

Sic said:
bah, you think that's weird! you've seen nothing!

our weird guy does some/all of the following in a day

comes to your desk and farts
flakes in your drinks/food
smells like dirty girl parts
produces his own form of freakish moisturiser, which he leaves on everything he touches

hah!

nasty!

yaboy · 9 Nov 2007 at 16:09

Have a quiet word with his ear, if he dont take notice then use force.

Strange work colleague!

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