Hopefully the story I told a few years ago on here should turn a few heads.
Heading to work down a local bypass as usual, a guy covered in blood runs into the road, nearly gets hit by the car in front of me, dives over their bonnet and runs around to my passenger side. He jumped in my car, and started screaming DRIVE! DRIVE!
I did, with gusto, as I was scared ****less. It turns out he was totally batty, he'd jumped through his front window as he claimed his dead wife was trying to kill him. He told me I was going to die too, and that she'd kill everyone.
Most scary episode of driving, ever. I took him to the nearest police station, when I got there he dived out and ran across the road to the bank. The officer who came outside with me to look for him got a call from the station as we were figuring out where he'd gone, the bank had dialled 999 as he was banging on the counter and threatening everyone.
They detained him, I was sat outside while they were talking to him. He was yelling about her coming to kill them all, and all sorts.
I got quite a cool hand-written note from the police to show why I was late to work, stating 'I'd helped a member of the public with mental health issues'.
Never forget that...