Stuck!!

[clartymarty]

I have been asked to producE a Birthday Pressie list by the missus - I am completly stuck and thought that some people on GD might have ideas that I wouldnt normally think of.

So far I have:

Tablet - Not sure what make
Gaming Keyboard - Logitec G
Couple of Games I cant afford atm
Gaming Mouse Mat - Still not sure

As you can see I am not very good at this

 

[Theophany]

Sexy nurse outfit
Lubricant
Whipped cream
Chains
Leathers
Ball gag

Best birthday ever right there.

 

[Greebo]

Sexy nurse outfit
Lubricant
Whipped cream
Chains
Leathers
Ball gag

Best birthday ever right there.

This. Close thread

 

[ntg]

a trip abroad?
experiences? (e.g. drive a tank! a race car etc.)
a weekend of full and unquestionable submission (if you want something on the cheap monetary side)

other cheaper stuff:
kindle
mp3 player
new mobile

 

[Resident]

It's a trap.

Pick something you can both enjoy. That's what she's really after.

 

[pitchfork]

Threesome.

 

[InertProtocol]

Her sister.

/thread.

 

[agnes]

Honestly, second post is always the best idea.

OP's list is to watch porn on the move. Second list, to create porn

I wouldn't get latex though, if you do, get talcum powder. That applies to PVC as well.

My EX learnt the hard way. Did warn her.

Also, go to Ann Summers, ask what they suggest, be open about your sex life, they will know how to spice it up

 

[McGray]

Red/Orange Puffer Vest

White High Tops

Skate Board

Time Machine

Plutonium

 

[Zogger]

Red/Orange Puffer Vest

White High Tops

Skate Board

Time Machine

Plutonium

Spare flux capacitor?

 

[McGray]

Ideally, they rarely develop faults though.

 

[Maccapacca]

10 bottles on Champagne
1 hotel room
Big bag of charlie
Two dirty prostitutes

Spa day for the missus

 

[Theophany]

10 bottles on Champagne
1 hotel room
Big bag of charlie
Two dirty prostitutes

Spa day for the missus

Ahhh, the Bruce Forsyth special...

 

[chaparral]

Threesome.

clartymarty + pitchfork and Theophany in his Sexy nurse outfit.............

 

[Mason-]

Something she can use to entertain herself when you're not around.

 

[Soundood]

go to Ann Summers and get some Butt Plugs, in lots of differant sizes,



keep an eye out for something for the missus too.

 

[Theophany]

clartymarty + pitchfork and Theophany in his Sexy nurse outfit.............

Hello, sailor!!

 

[fiveub]

I have been asked to producE a Birthday Pressie list by the missus - I am completly stuck and thought that some people on GD might have ideas that I wouldnt normally think of.

So far I have:

Tablet - Not sure what make
Gaming Keyboard - Logitec G
Couple of Games I cant afford atm
Gaming Mouse Mat - Still not sure

As you can see I am not very good at this

Tablet, this:
http://www.overclockers.co.uk/productlist.php?groupid=959&catid=1827

Logitech Keyboard, this:
http://www.overclockers.co.uk/produ...tid=23&sortby=manual_sort&subid=1258&mfrid=60

Games, this:
http://www.overclockers.co.uk/productlist.php?groupid=1720&catid=1728&rows=0

Mousemat, this:
http://www.overclockers.co.uk/searc...etter=consumer_general/2012_cw36/middlebanner

See where I am going with this?

 

[Theophany]

Salesmen never sleep

 

[Arsonist]

I'll flop the thread and suggest something reasonable.

What about concert tickets for her fav band? Or one whe just likes?

Failing that, get her a fleshlight.