Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP

Seb · 10 May 2006 at 19:12

http://www.bbspot.com/News/2000/6/php_suspend.html

Neoni · 10 May 2006 at 19:13

sad sad man. blate joke.

Psyk · 10 May 2006 at 19:51

It's funny but it's obviously a joke. I could believe that a teacher might overhear and think they were talking about drugs, but it wouldn't go that far without anyone realising what php is.

robmiller · 10 May 2006 at 19:55

Obviously a joke: what kind of idiot thinks PHP is more powerful than Perl?

Sic · 10 May 2006 at 19:57

i started programming with GHB the other day. spilled some alcohol on my hands and couldn't feel my fingers for days. don't do it kids.

Nozzer · 10 May 2006 at 20:00

Sorry, I seem to have stumbled in to 2001. I'll see myself out.

Lagmeister · 10 May 2006 at 20:00

Damn I need another hit of that php for my dynamic web exam next week

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Sic · 10 May 2006 at 20:02

Nozzer said:
Sorry, I seem to have stumbled in to 2001. I'll see myself out.

i like the fact that you stumble into this 2001, and to make yourself feel more at home, you speak like everyone did back then

Nozzer · 10 May 2006 at 20:04

sry lol wrong thread cya

Better?

robmiller · 10 May 2006 at 20:07

Nozzer said:
sry lol wrong thread cya

Better?

m8 if some1 said dat 2 my gf id batter them until they bled all over my reeboks m8

Seb · 10 May 2006 at 20:09

robmiller said:
m8 if some1 said dat 2 my gf id batter them until they bled all over my reeboks m8

why do you type like a complete spaz?

Bes · 10 May 2006 at 20:10

tbh

el_dazza · 10 May 2006 at 20:29

Seb said:
why do you type like a complete spaz?

I think he was being sarcastic mate

Neoni · 10 May 2006 at 20:31

Seb said:
why do you type like a complete spaz?

maybe he is a spaz, only kiddin m8 ish co' i kikz de hed in.

Seb · 10 May 2006 at 20:40

el_dazza said:
I think he was being sarcastic mate

lol ok, well I didnt spot it, sorry

Beansprout · 10 May 2006 at 20:42

Seb said:
why do you type like a complete spaz?

For replies like yours

robmiller · 10 May 2006 at 20:59

Seb said:
why do you type like a complete spaz?

i duno wot u meen m8??????

Seb · 10 May 2006 at 21:02

robmiller said:
i duno wot u meen m8??????

robmiller · 10 May 2006 at 21:04

Seb said:

I see your poxy greek baby and raise you one angry fat woman

Seb · 10 May 2006 at 21:06

how can I ever compete with that :eek: