stupid chavs!

arknor

arknor

arknor

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would you believe some chavs had managed to get one of the metal rods that are used to open fire hydrants and decided it would be a good idea to go around the area turning as many of the hydrants on as they could find :rolleyes:

it ended up with the water supply for the area beeing turned off , my wife finds out where they live from a friend and phones the police :D , 20minutes later the police ring back to say they have recovered the rod :p

they must have got a search warrant stupidly fast and raided the house within minutes lol ,i hope the idiots get raped in prison
 
I bet they where taken in and facing prosecution...wasting money like that!

carry a knife though and its a slapped wrist and a caution
 
'Rod' = key, entire setup known as 'key and bar'. No fancy names in the Fire Brigade, well not for equipment anyway.

This reminds me of a really stupid ned who turned up at at tenement fire I was attending. Sod's law usually interferes with fires and the hydrant is almost always a fair distance away, which leaves it open to abuse by those who would interfere in our firefighting activities (you can't always spare a man to watch over them).

Anyhoo, I spotted a ned attacking the key with an iron bar but I wasn't really in the mood to stop him as I could see that he was trying to dislodge the blank cap (keys have two outlets and if we are only using one, a blank cap blocks off the other. Still with me?). Thinking that his stupidity deserved some merit I let him be and sure enough he managed to knock off the blank cap and water (pressured to 6 bar) shot out and hit him in the groin. After he crumpled he also got smacked in the face, continually (I wasn't in any hurry to turn it off).

Neds, got to love their lack of intelligence and common sense.
 
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