Cyclists are the most selfish people on the road, they have no respect for other road users, pedestrians and basic etiquette's!
Even a good cyclist turns two lanes of traffic into one, and one into zero. They should be on the pavement, for their own safety, giving way to pedestrians.
It's even simpler than that, it's illegal to cycle on the pavement.
Perhaps you'd like horses on the pavement as well? A good driver has courtesy.. which I'd suggest you are lacking.
Pavements are lethal to cyclists.
They are greasy, uneven and terrible places to be if attempting any speed. You suggestion is ludicrous.
As a driver I never have an issue with cyclists, because I know how to drive properly.
As a cyclist, I am used to how moronic drivers can be and have missed being run over multiple times because I was able to predict a drivers -bad- behaviour, and work realise which people are erratic drivers.
Douche bag cyclists are just more visible than douche bag drivers. I've done a few daft things on my bike just like I've done a few daft things in my car.
How courteous is a cyclist making me crawl along at 12mph behind them because they're too cheap to pay for petrol?
If I was driving at 15mph down the road in front of you on a 30mph road would that annoy you?
Not sure I'd totally agree with that. You get good and bad, the same as you do with any other type of road user. As with any of them, you only tend to notice the bad.
It's only annoying when they deliberately hold you up.
They deliberately hold you up by taking their pushbike onto the road.
....but would it annoy you?
Yes and they ride at the side of the road to allow you to pass, as they are slower than you.
Just because you seem incapable of doing so does not mean they are deliberately holding you up.
How courteous is a cyclist making me crawl along at 12mph behind them because they're too cheap to pay for petrol...
So ludicrous that I cycled hundreds, if not thousands of miles on the pavement as a teenager? If they want speed they can go buy a car...
You're happy to crawl along at 12mph behind a cyclist then? On a 40mph road? What about two abreast? Just to have them overtake you at the next red light so you have to do it all over again? That's fine with you? How much road tax are you paying on your car?