Stupid excuses/alibi's??

[Chris [BEANS]]

nope

 

[PardonTheWait]

At work the other weak my 'reason for being late' bit on where I signed in just said 'DOG POO'

 

[bbreezeuk]

At work the other weak my 'reason for being late' bit on where I signed in just said 'DOG POO'

PMSL

 

[iCraig]

I'm not coming into work today because I'm tired, I was up all night ****ing.

 

[Sirrel Squirrel]

the glove doesn't fit

 

[iCraig]

At work the other weak

OH MY GOSH YOU SUCK

 

[daven1986]

we had a late book in secondary school and there were many good ones:

"was late as i was saving the world"
"late due to sleeping"
etc.

 

[surfsquid]

we had a late book in secondary school and there were many good ones:

"was late as i was saving the world"
"late due to sleeping"
etc.

same here, my personal fave:

Missed the bus LOL!

 

[Raumarik]

I need a good one, been off sick for 2 days and I'll be going into work tomorrow with a really nice case of sun burn from sitting in the garden drinking beer all day

 

[goldilocks]

I need a good one, been off sick for 2 days and I'll be going into work tomorrow with a really nice case of sun burn from sitting in the garden drinking beer all day

my home sunbed fell on me
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/05/03/usunbed.xml
sorted

 

[Pickers]

Not work related, but my old housemate downloaded a video of men on men...
His excuse "I was trying to download He-man videos".
Granted we were in the middle of a he-man craze, but this still makes me laugh to this day.

 

[Gaygle]

erm..... "I was driving to work in my car and i ran over a loaf of bread and thought it was a cat so went back to check"