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It broke the kettle, so I'd go with idiotic
Ok... more to the point, how'd he break the kettle?!
Does he also try to do cheese on toast in a toaster?
kd
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Ok... more to the point, how'd he break the kettle?!
Does he also try to do cheese on toast in a toaster?
kd
OMG you animal, I feel for this woman. Everyone know draining boards are for surfing in drains and nothing else!!
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"How do you cook rice?"
"Its easy, you get a saucepan and then..."
"Which one is a saucepan?"
That's pretty much a word for word quote. Luckily, he's not a chef.
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I've lived in a caravan for a couple of months a few years ago when i was doing some herb growing in a remote location and i had to use the kettle to boil eggs
ghetto,but it works.
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I've lived in a caravan for a couple of months a few years ago when i was doing some herb growing in a remote location and i had to use the kettle to boil eggs
Herb growing eh? What's you name sonny?
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I have a mental picture....
....of cooking pasta in a kettle, until it breaks....then cooking rice in a pan until it turns to a lump of starch...and just cleaning everything with a pair of boxers while cooking some coffee....anyone think a takeaway menu would be a good present?
....of cooking pasta in a kettle, until it breaks....then cooking rice in a pan until it turns to a lump of starch...and just cleaning everything with a pair of boxers while cooking some coffee....anyone think a takeaway menu would be a good present?
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I should try this with my 480....
Wrap a steak in a non-conductive material. Put steak on 480, load up BF3.
kd
There's more hope than for people who can't spell sieve even when it's written further up the page...
When I was at Uni, one of my housemates was too lazy to bother washing up.
He used to love sauces on everything, so whatever he ate, he would have some ketchup, brown sauce, mayo, relish, mustard, bbq sauce on the side.
It was annoying everyone that he was just leaving his plates lying about with sauce festering on them. So to save having to clean up, he decided instead to buy stacks of paper plates, so he could just throw them away afterwards!
Trouble was, he was also too lazy to bother throwing the plates away, so we were still at square one, but with tons of paper plates instead of crockery!
He used to love sauces on everything, so whatever he ate, he would have some ketchup, brown sauce, mayo, relish, mustard, bbq sauce on the side.
It was annoying everyone that he was just leaving his plates lying about with sauce festering on them. So to save having to clean up, he decided instead to buy stacks of paper plates, so he could just throw them away afterwards!
Trouble was, he was also too lazy to bother throwing the plates away, so we were still at square one, but with tons of paper plates instead of crockery!
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Yeah, but chucknig a paper plate in the bin is nowhere near as bad as having to do his washing up...
kd
Erm, surely by using boxers he's spreading his carbon footprint
That depends on whether he's done a boil wash.
tip it on its side and whats the problem !
did you tell [bold]him[/bold] about his "carbon footprint"..
lol @ some of the stupid things.. i am @ work laughing my "boxers"
off..