Stupid names for companys and products ....

[Lysander]

In Twickenham there's a funeral directors called Wake & Pain.

 

[Zefan]

SMEG

 

[Docaroo]

There's a company in the Dundee area that does window-tinting for cars and stuff... their van has their most excellent company slogan prominently displayed:


"We stick it where the sun shines!"



lol

 

[Jonny69]

Ever since frozen meatballs became Mr Brain's Pork Faggots I've been put off.

 

[Mr Nice]

One is a lift maintenance company called.....


Schindlers Lifts ( )

The other is a Japanese restaurant down t'road called TOSA (well it made me laugh)

 

[Andelusion]

Therapistbar is quite a good one

 

[Nitefly]

Sofa King.

Their tagline is 'Our sofas are Sofa King good!'

 

[Azagoth]

Sofa King.

Their tagline is 'Our sofas are Sofa King good!'

The same as Bernard Matthew's turkey is Norfolking good?

 

[Baz]

Not really a humurous company name, but a while back I followed a white van and the slogan on the back was

"You are following a Blind Man!"

Needless to say it took me a few seconds to get it!

 

[GWillow]

My friend used to own a computer shop call IFTYIDI




(I ***ing Told You I'd Do It)

He said he was going to start the business up but nobody believed him - it has since shut down.

 

[Yas786]

Isnt the world a wierd place .... and do some some companys even think of thier name before the choose it?


i remember i had to drive down the M5 between Bristol and Taunton a few times a week, and i would always pass a huge artic going the otherway called 'Roach Foods' i mean, really, would you eat anything from a company called Roach Foods? food for cockroaches? ewwww ....

although the best one has to be here in Australia, i was in a lift in a hospital the other day, and looked at the company's name before roaring with laughter


'Schindlers Lifts'


i kid you not, i thought i was gonna drench myself ....

anyone else seen any wierd names for companys or products in shops etc.?

I have the same lift in our office here in the docklands...makes me laugh everytime i get into the lift...mind you its one sloooow lift though...im only on the 4th floor and it takes a good few mins to get up there.

Saw a builders van in front of my house the other day..it had BUTT Builders on the side of it

 

[Unluckyalf]

Hair dressers are always ones for stupid names

We have one here called Curl up and Dye

 

[Mr-White]

Sofa King.

Their tagline is 'Our sofas are Sofa King good!'

there was a shop in northampton called sofa king low

MW