Stupid things you have recently done

The other day I went to let the dog out of his run at the far end of the garden. After I let him out and he was jumping around me I started winding him up and then sprinted towards the patio doors in an effort to beat the dog in a race into the house... of course forgetting I'd slid the patio doors almost shut when I went out.
 
Knelt down on the ground and fished around in my rucksack looking for a bottle of water in front of the Tunisian presidents palace.
This resulted in me being charged by two plain clothed SMG-wielding guards and me crapping myself.
 
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