Must you be so difficult in every single thread you come into?
The 5D is a fantastic camera, and at the price point the 50 1.8 unlocks a lot of things that would usually not be able to be explored as a new photographer. The bokeh might not be great but there's no other way of getting that sort of image at this price point, and a lot of the time the bokeh can be just fine. Most people care more about the fact that there /is/ bokeh rather than the quality of it.
As for 50 being restrictive that's a load of pap. Unless you absolutely have to shoot birds, landscapes, insects and sports (which you can't do remotely well on this budget), a 50 is all you really need in a camera, and the portfolios of photography greats built on 50 lenses back me up there. For the first 4 months of owning my 5D I owned and shot nothing but a 50 1.4. As for why they get hyped up it's because they're really cheap, fun lenses, and because of the nature of primes when you stop them down even a little the image quality (bar bokeh) gets pretty fantastic for the price.
I am sorry if I appear to be argumentative but I simply do not agree with what you are saying.
What you are saying is just not true though. A good crop camera and a kit lens like the Nikon 18-105 open up so many doors for landscape, cityscapes, seascapes, still life, architecture, interior, flowers, basic wildlife, PJ street photography, travel, nature, abstract, texture, etc. and will do portraits just fine for a beginner. That is a fact. Not everyone wants to make razor thin DoF photos of someones nose hairs all the time. Shallow DoF is a particular affect that can be useful and pleasing under certain circumstances, much like HDR, stitching, cross-processing, B&W. If you are especially interested in portraiture then fast glass and a larger sensor can be helpful. However, not everyone want to only take photos of other people. It is a fact that most people, especially when starting out, want to photograph many different things.
You also seem to massively misunderstand what Bokeh is and how one can achieve bokeh or shallow DOF photography. Shallow DoF and Bokeh are NOT synonyms, they are very distinct. Bokeh is the aesthetic quality of the blur and rendering in out of focus areas of a photo. If a lens has very ugly OOF rendering then it has no Bokeh quality, even if the aperture allows a shallow DoF. Getting shallow DoF also does not require the fastest apertures or large sensor, the distance to the subject has a bigger effect. And the quality of OOF rendering is far more dependent on the distance to the background behind the point of focus on the subject and the specular and textural nature of the background scene.
Throw a Nikon 18-105 to the far end and properly compose your subject and you can achieve great Bokeh and shallow DoF portraiture that looks nicer than the 50mm f/1.8 a lot of the time. Caveats with perspective changes.
The 50mm prime lens is very restrictive and clearly not a good idea for a beginner to have as an only lens but could be useful to support a kit lens. That is the main point I made, and you cannot argue that. A good quality kit lens with a reasonable focal range combined with a fast prime or 2 makes for a far more versatile setup. The optial qualities of most kit lenses re vastly under estimated,t he Nikon 18-105 has great optical quality and is much better value for money than the 50mm prime considering what it allows you to do.
And if you are such fan of larger sensor why are you using a piddly 35mm small format camera and not a proper medium or large format setup. If you think the small difference between APS-C crop and 35MM FF is big, then you must wet yourself if you were to get a large format film camera with 16-20 times the surface area of your tiny 35mm toy camera.