Summer is coming...

[Amp34]

On a mower that's rather quick, actually.

I like a lot of these suggestions! excellent !

An hour commute doesn't exist on this small island. He has no excuse.

I thought the traffic was supposed to be horrendous?!

 

[Mobius 1]

Well.. If he really is commuting on his mower.. He could use the cycle paths and skip the traffic. watch out for the peds though! And the traffic isn't too bad. Loads of short cuts!

 

[datalol-jack]

He's smuggling grass?

The plot thickens!

That's what really gets OP's goat, I bet! The only bobby on the island will have his hands full for years.

*cue Benny Hill chase song*

 

[NexusK]

Inconsiderate sod should have waited until next month when it's not going dark at half 8.

 

[Blackjack Davy]

Summer is coming? Is that why I had to take shelter from snow the other day? South coast FTW.

 

[Vish Petrol]

Would you rather he bought a goat to tend his lawn?

 

[Admiral Huddy]

In the dark, why would anyone do that? I'd run over my own toes over the power lead.

 

[Mobius 1]

Well, the sun was pretty much below the horizon from what i could see, so it was pretty much almost dark. Idiots gonna idiot i guess.


Back to the goat being a good idea, i've decided it'd also be too noisy tbh.

 

[Cosimo]

When a man's gotta mow he's gonna mow. So stop moaning

 

[Gooner Leroy]

Yes, stop mowning

 

[Mobius 1]

Yes, stop mowning

Groan I hadn't even read this post and I knew a mowning gag was coming

 

[Admiral Huddy]

When a man's gotta mow he's gonna mow. So stop moaning

That's pretty good for you Cosimo

I lol'd a little bit

I'd have grassed him to the old bill.

 

[Cosimo]

Groan I hadn't even read this post and I knew a mowning gag was coming

You don't let the grass grow under your feet.

 

[datalol-jack]

The grass is always greener on the other man's lawn.