Summer is coming...

cainer · 27 Apr 2016 at 20:59

datalol-jack said:
What if it's a push/self-propelled jobby... in the grass bag?

its a ride on mower, pay attention

Deleted member 66701 · 27 Apr 2016 at 21:00

Tauren said:
I just being a big whiny whingebag

mrk · 27 Apr 2016 at 21:01

Worst jealousy over neighbour with ride on lawnmower thread ever.

datalol-jack · 27 Apr 2016 at 21:02

cainer said:
its a ride on mower, pay attention

So many exciting opportunities then.

Mobius 1 · 27 Apr 2016 at 21:03

Chill guys. I'm sure you'd feel exactly the same in my position.

Sliver · 27 Apr 2016 at 21:06

Tauren said:
Chill guys. I'm sure you'd feel exactly the same in my position.

If I was in your position I'd stand up and adopt the boxing stance.

McBain · 27 Apr 2016 at 21:07

At half 8, not a problem. If it was half 9 though? Now we're having words

datalol-jack · 27 Apr 2016 at 21:08

I'd just get an even bigger mower. Now we're shreddin'!

ianh · 27 Apr 2016 at 21:08

Hammer frozen sausages into his lawn or plant a single landmine and take bets with friends on when "it" will happen like an awesome game of pop-up pirate!

Mynight · 27 Apr 2016 at 21:09

Move house. Only solution.

datalol-jack · 27 Apr 2016 at 21:10

Sublet the offender's house.

Amp34 · 27 Apr 2016 at 21:10

Half past 8? Perhaps he works during the day and commutes an hour?! Shock horror!

datalol-jack · 27 Apr 2016 at 21:12

Amp34 said:
Half past 8? Perhaps he works during the day and commutes an hour?! Shock horror!

On a mower that's rather quick, actually.

Mobius 1 · 27 Apr 2016 at 21:13

I like a lot of these suggestions!

excellent !

An hour commute doesn't exist on this small island. He has no excuse.

d_brennen · 27 Apr 2016 at 21:13

Would you rather he bought a goat to tend his lawn?

Mynight · 27 Apr 2016 at 21:13

datalol-jack said:
On a mower that's rather quick, actually.

Nah he only commutes 5 miles

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It's the tail back of all the other ride on mowers that takes the time.

I assume they'll get cars one day.

datalol-jack · 27 Apr 2016 at 21:14

Maybe he's in the smuggling trade?

Mobius 1 · 27 Apr 2016 at 21:15

Well... At the moment I'm going through a pretty bad break up with my ex.. this thread is providing me with my first smile in days. Thanks guys.

The goat is a good idea. I've noted it down.

Mynight · 27 Apr 2016 at 21:15

datalol-jack said:
Maybe he's in the smuggling trade?

He's smuggling grass?

The plot thickens!

cainer · 27 Apr 2016 at 21:17

datalol-jack said:
So many exciting opportunities then.

ohhh yeas! the hand grips

Summer is coming...

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