Sunday Joke Thread

something daft already!! · 18 Jan 2009 at 14:57

Rainmaker said:
Your sig is amusingly appropriate, no?

Lol woosh!

Rainmaker · 18 Jan 2009 at 15:02

Indeed.

Steve2000 · 18 Jan 2009 at 15:54

Rainmaker said:
Your sig is amusingly appropriate, no?

Sorry I have no taste for rubbish jokes. I get the joke, just don't get how it's funny.

purexxevil · 18 Jan 2009 at 15:57

Steve2000 said:
Sorry I have no taste for rubbish jokes. I get the joke, just don't get how it's funny.

It isn't a particularly great funny LOL joke, but certainly makes me snigger a little.

And please, offer your contribution then?

something daft already!! · 18 Jan 2009 at 16:06

How many Elephants can you fit in a mini?
4

How many Elephants can you fit in a fridge?
7
How many Elephants can you fit into a Matterbooboo?

Nothing Yogi.

platypus · 18 Jan 2009 at 16:47

I love the Gran one.

Killa_ken · 18 Jan 2009 at 16:50

Those were so unfunny. I will remember this.

Voltar · 18 Jan 2009 at 17:54

crunchee said:
nydryl saves the thread

Agreed. Hadn't heard (or read) that one before.

Nick1881 · 18 Jan 2009 at 17:56

A polar bear walks into a bar and says 'Can I have................................................................................................a beer please?'
Barman says 'yeah sure, whats with the huge pause?'
'Don't be a ****, I was born with them' replies the polar bear

Cosimo · 18 Jan 2009 at 17:58

Packs bag and emigrates

Azagoth · 18 Jan 2009 at 18:06

A chemist walks into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall.
"What's wrong with him?" he asks his assistant
Who replied..."He came in for cough syrup but I couldn't find any, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives."
"You ****ing idiot", said the chemist. "You can't treat a cough with laxatives."
"Of course you can" replied the assistant. "Look at him, he daren't cough now"

Hamster · 18 Jan 2009 at 18:44

Azagoth said:
A chemist walks into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall.
"What's wrong with him?" he asks his assistant
Who replied..."He came in for cough syrup but I couldn't find any, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives."
"You ****ing idiot", said the chemist. "You can't treat a cough with laxatives."
"Of course you can" replied the assistant. "Look at him, he daren't cough now"

PinkFloyd · 18 Jan 2009 at 18:49

Nice one Azagoth

Cosimo · 18 Jan 2009 at 18:55

LOL, that's much better.

GeForce · 18 Jan 2009 at 19:00

Azagoth said:
A chemist walks into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall.
"What's wrong with him?" he asks his assistant
Who replied..."He came in for cough syrup but I couldn't find any, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives."
"You ****ing idiot", said the chemist. "You can't treat a cough with laxatives."
"Of course you can" replied the assistant. "Look at him, he daren't cough now"

Got a lol from me

Shamikebab · 18 Jan 2009 at 20:54

Quality

Ewanb75 · 18 Jan 2009 at 21:49

lol, Aza, nealry had beer over my monitor then