I enjoy game stories like this, I have written a screenplay and forwarded it to Uwe Boll.
Too late, already sold the rights to Sony Pictures. 4 film deal (3rd part split in two) and an origins story 2 years later. Paid for my lunch

I enjoy game stories like this, I have written a screenplay and forwarded it to Uwe Boll.
I got 5th place and 17k really addictive game .. going under the name droolinggimp
Your final length was 21978.6
Dammit killed my a tiny snake...AGAIN
You can hit yourself, it's all the others you can't hit!
Just thought I'd give this another try now that I'm home and its almost unplayable...constant lag spikes. Game pauses for a few seconds, then I'm dead. Not sure if it's my connection, anyone else getting trouble?