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Sonea Fifer

Sonea Fifer

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A Muslim man dies and gets to the pearly gates. St-Peter says: “Welcome to Heaven”.

The Muslim says “There must be a mistake. I am a Muslim and I was told I could meet with Mohamed the last messenger and prophet after I dies.

St-Peter says: “That's fine. Just go up the stairs to your right. It will take you to the next level".

As he gets to the next level, Moses greets him into Heaven. Again the Muslim says”I am a Muslim, I am here to see Mohamed”.
Moses says ”That’s fine, take the stairs to the left and go up to the next level to see him".

As he gets up to the next level, God himself greets him and welcomes him to Heaven.
Again, the Muslim says; “I am a Muslim and I am here to see Mohamed".

God says “That’s fine - but first, would you like to have a coffee with me"?.

The Muslim says “O.K”. So God turns around and yells “Hey, Mohamed, Bring us 2 coffees….”
 
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The Sultan of Brunei was getting a bit cheesed off as he had 6 children, all girls, and therefore had no son and heir. Imagine his joy then,when one of his wives presented him with his only son and heir.

Just before his son's sixth birthday, the Sultan took him to one side and said, "Son, I am very proud of you. Anything you want, I shall get for you."
His son replied, "Daddy, I would like an aeroplane." Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father bought him British Airways.

Just before his son's seventh birthday, the Sultan took him to one side. "Son, you are my pride and joy. Anything you want, I shall get for you."
His son replied, "Daddy, I would like a boat." Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father bought him P&O Ferries.

Just before his son's eighth birthday, the Sultan took him to one side. "Son, you bring so much happiness into my life. Anything you want, I shall get for you."
His son replied, "Daddy, I would like something to watch films on." Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father bought him MGM Studios and their cinemas, where he watched all his favourite Western Movies.

Just before his son's ninth birthday, the Sultan took him to one side. "Son, you are an inspiration to us all. Anything you want, I shall get for you."
His son, who had caught the 'Western' movie bug, replied, "Daddy, I would like a real cowboy outfit." Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father went and bought him British Gas.
 
Sonea Fifer said:
A Muslim man dies and gets to the pearly gates. St-Peter says: “Welcome to Heaven”.

The Muslim says “There must be a mistake. I am a Muslim and I was told I could meet with Mohamed the last messenger and prophet after I dies.

St-Peter says: “That's fine. Just go up the stairs to your right. It will take you to the next level".

As he gets to the next level, Moses greets him into Heaven. Again the Muslim says”I am a Muslim, I am here to see Mohamed”.
Moses says ”That’s fine, take the stairs to the left and go up to the next level to see him".

As he gets up to the next level, God himself greets him and welcomes him to Heaven.
Again, the Muslim says; “I am a Muslim and I am here to see Mohamed".

God says “That’s fine - but first, would you like to have a coffee with me"?.

The Muslim says “O.K”. So God turns around and yells “Hey, Mohamed, Bring us 2 coffees….”
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I'm only going to laugh at that to annoy the politically correct muslims, not because it's funny. Ho ho ho.
 
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