Sundays Joke

[Sonea Fifer]

Too right. I think the OP needs to watch himself when he is walking the streets. One minute he could be skipping his way to the pub, the next minute, he could find himself with a hood over his head, a blindfold over his eyes and the sound of a middle eastern man saying that the OP must pay for his sins.

Be very afraid OP.

The sad thing is if this were to happen (to anyone) in our own country our own spineless government wouldn't lift a finger to help as they're too afraid of upsetting the PC brigade.

Back on topic - its a joke, if you cant take it dont click on the ******* thread title !

 

[J.B]

I like Dukes joke, quick and simple. Perfect pub ammo!

 

[TaKeN]

IRISH First Aid


A woman sitting in a restaurant suddenly began to cough. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress,



and two locals, Paddy and Murphy sitting at the next table turned to look at her.

Can you swallow? asked Paddy.

The woman signaled 'No!', desperately shaking her head.

Can you breathe?' asked ! ! ! ! ! Murphy.

The woman shook her head No!!!

With that, Paddy walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down her backside.

This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.

Paddy swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.

Murphy said in admiration 'You know Paddy, I'd heard of the Hind-Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it ."