Sundays Joke

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A woman had been on the game for years and was worried about he size of her errrr "downstairs equipment" on her wedding night !

She decided to tell her new husband she caught it climbing over a fence when she was younger. After an hour in bed together the husband comes up for air and asks

"Just how far across the ****** field were you before you realised it was caught?"
 
My humblest apologies sir :p

Been busy at work arguing over who we all think the greatest guitarist in the world is? :D

Obviously hendrix.

Not just skill wise. ( There are better )

Just the fact that he pioneered a sound and performed damn well! ( And the sound is immense ...Little wing , anyone? )

Nice joke :p !
 
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