Sunday's science jokes!

[[TR]SweetSpotOz]

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[Monkey Puzzle]

Hows this for a chat up line?

If I was an enzyme, I'd be DNA gyrase, so I can unzip your genes

That's poor. I used DNA gyrase when asked to write an essay on our "favourite" DNA enzyme for a biochem test a few years back. Oh what fun that was.

 

[Docaroo]

due to my extreme watching of red dwarf recently... i came out with the following in a bar the other night:

"Man, this place is deader than a chemistry teacher's answering machine tape!"

a Docaroo original!

 

[Raider]

haha can't believe I laughed at pretty much all of those. Needless to say a few will be making an appearance at work tomorrow (I work in a laser lab..)

 

[Gackt]

I have one:

Evolution.

 

[Duke]

Chav jokes

Q. Where does a female chav go to lose weight?

A. The abortion clinic.


Q. What's the chav next door getting for Christmas?

A. Your bike.


Q. Why are chavs like sperm?

A. Only one in a million actually works.


Q. How do you make a chav run faster?

A. Put a DVD player under his arm.

 

[Nitefly]

No, it's not ligase, but unless you want your woman supercoiled, then it's not gyrase either. You'd be wanting a helicase

I stand corrected

I have one:

Evolution.

Hohoho.

 

[Angilion]

Lots of laughs in that list. Some great puns, too. 6 in particular.

The Heisenberg joke is great. It isn't one I could tell to people at work, but it gave me a good laugh.

 

[gillywibble]

Those jokes gave me a reaction