Supermarket Carpark!

!! 11.50am update !!

The carpark is beginning to fill up so you might want to get a move on.

Obvious wrong un kindai wins best "I have a nice car and don't know how to park it" award but a lot can change in one day!


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I'll make a detour to 'accidentally' ding the Lambo with my trolley, I'll also be sure to photograph it for a 'You park like a tw@' Facebook group.
 
Noxia said:
I'll make a detour to 'accidentally' ding the Lambo with my trolley, I'll also be sure to photograph it for a 'You park like a tw@' Facebook group.
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Ive been posted on one of those groups before, the best part was 90% of the replies were in my favor until the OP deleted the post :cry:
 
77 because I can drive through the space behind and would probably talk some **** with efour whilst waiting when I see dubious stickers on the back of his car that would make me laugh.
 
On the subject of supermarket car parks. In the lockdown days, we had two colleagues controlling the number of customers entering. One at the pedestrian entrance and one in the underground car park - lifts into the store (one was for entry and one for leaving). We communicated with the walkie talkies

The nearest non disabled and parent n child is where Noxia is parked in post 34.

Some saddo hovered by that bay for half an hour waiting for the driver parked in that bay. We were only allowed 42 or 45 customers at a time. 10 spaces were blocked for queuing. It’s equally half walk into the store and drive. Then same again for colleagues going to work. So at most the car park was only 40% full.

The saddo must been early 30s at the most
 
[FnG]magnolia said:
Hello wonderfuls.

I have painstakingly recreated my local supermarket carpark in diagram form in the picture below but I couldn't work out how to make gaps in the columns in Excel so it's not quite accurate and is over-represented by a factor of four (it is actually very, very wrong indeed) but oh well, pitter patter. For reference this is a 7am - 9pm operation and has 12 aisles so by no means a large shopping experience.

If you were to come by my house today and have a chat, maybe a tea or the coffee (I also have water, some fruuiity juices, perhaps wine) but then - gosh! - remembered you had to go to the local supermarket in your car to buy a ~grocery~ which of these car park spaces would you park in?

Some god damn ground rules, ok.
  1. It is 9am so daylight and security should not be a major concern.
  2. All of the spaces are free but the supermarket does tend to get busy quickly.
  3. You may not park in disabled spaces unless authorised to do so.
  4. You may choose only one space unless you drive a bus or a lorry but I would like to see some identification for that sir.


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Which numbered car park are you taking then?
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I'll take 57, 71 and 85, when in Rome, park diagonally like all the other drivers who can't drive or park.
 
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