Supermarket Comedy Fail

[doofer]

A hugely obese girl working at the checkout said to me 'I'm really sorry about the wait...' and before I could stop it my razor wit instantly retorted 'That's alright love, I've seen much fatter people than you' with a big, stupid grin. Looks like I'll be shopping elsewhere in future.

 

[King Damager]

You foooool.

kd

 

[Maccy]

Is that a terrible joke, or did it actually happen?

 

[RomanNose]

My wife cried into my consoling arms.

"I hope they find my mother's body."

I said smugly, "They won't."

 

[MooMoo444]

That's got to be a joke, surely nobody would be stupid enough to do that.

 

[Skillmister]

This happened.

 

[antijoke]

notsureifserious.jpg

My wife cried into my consoling arms.

"I hope they find my mother's body."

I said smugly, "They won't."

Lol.

 

[4T5]

I like it.

 

[Skeptic]

This happened.

 

[Daze]

lol'd

 

[Zbornak]

A hugely obese girl working at the checkout said to me 'I'm really sorry about the wait...' and before I could stop it my razor wit instantly retorted 'That's alright love, I've seen much fatter people than you' with a big, stupid grin. Looks like I'll be shopping elsewhere in future.

Oh my god! No way!? A really similar thing happened to this woman in a McDonalds in Florida a couple of years ago!

http://www.alldeaf.com/jokes-funny-stories/83911-fat-girl-served-me-lunch-mcdonalds.html

 

[Maccy]

NotsureifBAN?

 

[Cosimo]

I was in the supermarket at lunchtime when some bloke started throwing milk and cheese at my head.

I thought, 'how dairy'.....

 

[4T5]

NotsureifBAN?

Notsureifserious? Funny though.

I was in the supermarket at lunchtime when some bloke started throwing milk and cheese at my head.

I thought, 'how dairy'.....

Dear God that's bad. +


Quit reminding me of ****** Supermarkets anyways.

 

[mufc802]

It would be funny and maybe a little harsh if you actually said that.

 

[Cosimo]

Dear God that's bad. +

If you think that was bad then how about.....


What do you call a dwarf in a supermarket?

Spoiler

Lidl

 

[4T5]

I laughed.

Straight to hell for me.

a little harsh if you actually said that.

Only a little ?

 

[Marky]

A hugely obese girl working at the checkout said to me 'I'm really sorry about the wait...' and before I could stop it my razor wit instantly retorted 'That's alright love, I've seen much fatter people than you' with a big, stupid grin. Looks like I'll be shopping elsewhere in future.

Ahahaha Excellent

 

[[TW]Sponge]

If you think that was bad then how about.....


What do you call a dwarf in a supermarket?

Spoiler

Lidl

 

[NoUserName]

I share the same problem bro i have to bite my toung when im around fat people...