supermarket stalkers.

movingtables · 28 Jul 2013 at 21:26

ever go into a supermarket and find where ever you are trying to look
this " one person " always seems to be there.
today was unreal some bloke was there at every turn and trying to look where ever i was. i stopped in the end and let him pass and i thought i'd shook him off
but oh no 5 mins later he was there.
so as im bald ( so was he ) i thought i'd check out the hair gel section.
you guessed it he was there !

anyone else get this or even know what i'n on about? lol

Duke · 28 Jul 2013 at 21:27

Shock as other people use the same shop?

Rich_L · 28 Jul 2013 at 21:31

It's a sign you should move in together then you can just alternate shopping trips.

Maybe suggest it when you meet at the same till?

Destination · 28 Jul 2013 at 21:32

Security?
Undercover?

G|mp · 28 Jul 2013 at 21:32

You look like a thief.

'Harry · 28 Jul 2013 at 21:33

Undercover brother.

movingtables · 28 Jul 2013 at 21:34

nah this often happens with randoms i just seem to notice it as it bugs me.

Kosmiche · 28 Jul 2013 at 21:34

Wouldn't a hair gel section be tiny?

I don't think theres a aisle devoted to hair gel.

Defy Belief · 28 Jul 2013 at 21:34

G|mp said:
You look like a thief.

Edrof · 28 Jul 2013 at 21:35

G|mp said:
You look like a thief.

arc@css · 28 Jul 2013 at 21:35

movingtables said:
ever go into a supermarket and find where ever you are trying to look this " one person " always seems to be there.

No, most people get in my way at the supermarket.

wazza300 · 28 Jul 2013 at 21:37

its usually the security guard for me

@ the op maybe he thought he'd found his Grant Mitchell?

Pawnless Endgame · 28 Jul 2013 at 21:39

Not really had that shopping experience (not as extreme as the OP's anyway), but on a similar note - have you ever been stuck behind a lorry moving way below the speed limit, and the lorry happens to take the same road turns as your route for over 20 miles? Most infuriating when that happens.

movingtables · 28 Jul 2013 at 21:39

wazza300 said:
its usually the security guard for me

@ the op maybe he thought he'd found his Grant Mitchell?

oh noes i think i need another shower.

maybe i should post a pic and see if i look like a thief?

movingtables · 28 Jul 2013 at 21:41

try and be serious for a minute chaps.

yes or no, do i look like a shoplifter?

[FnG]magnolia · 28 Jul 2013 at 21:42

Did this shop sell mirrors?

movingtables · 28 Jul 2013 at 21:43

[FnG]magnolia;24680449 said:
Did this shop sell mirrors?

rubberduck · 28 Jul 2013 at 21:54

movingtables said:
so as im bald ( so was he ) i thought i'd check out the hair gel section.
you guessed it he was there !

Scalp wax will be sold near the 'hair gel section' so maybe not as cunning a plan as you had hoped!

Gackt · 28 Jul 2013 at 21:57

Maybe he found you attractive and was hoping for a moment where you could both share an intimate moment?

Craig1981 · 28 Jul 2013 at 21:57

movingtables said:
.yes or no, do i look like a shoplifter?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! :eek: