Sweetcorn

dayloon · 6 Jul 2007 at 16:19

Any fans of sweetcorn will know that your body doesn't digest it....this got me thinking :

If i cover myself from head to toe in nothing but sweetcorn and then a giant swallowed me, would i come out whole ?

sarutobi · 6 Jul 2007 at 16:21

erm itd have to be an air tight suit so that the stomach acid didnt leak in through the gaps...

what a strange thread

Liverpool-Lad · 6 Jul 2007 at 16:21

Just needs to chew it.

JohnnyG · 6 Jul 2007 at 16:21

You would come out a hole, yes.

Ex-RoNiN · 6 Jul 2007 at 16:22

JohnnyG said:
You would come out a hole, yes.

Ghosteh · 6 Jul 2007 at 16:22

even though your body doesn't digest them doesn't mean they dont get chewed up. You don't see many coming out whole

krooton · 6 Jul 2007 at 16:23

dayloon said:
Any fans of sweetcorn will know that your body doesn't digest it....this got me thinking :

If i cover myself from head to toe in nothing but sweetcorn and then a giant swallowed me, would i come out whole ?

A mate and me had this very same theory about 8 years ago after a heavy night out clubbing.

Only we wanted to market it as protective gear for safari park workers

dayloon · 6 Jul 2007 at 16:24

OK but assuming he didn't actually chew me and just swallowed me whole. I presume the giant's stomach acid wouldn't be able to penetrate the corn

SK07 · 6 Jul 2007 at 16:24

Protoman said:
what a strange thread

Mat · 6 Jul 2007 at 16:24

dayloon said:
Any fans of sweetcorn will know that your body doesn't digest it....this got me thinking :

If i cover myself from head to toe in nothing but sweetcorn and then a giant swallowed me, would i come out whole ?

Not if it was the Jolly Green Giant. He would chew yo ass and then go "Ho, Ho, Ho" before little red riding hood, Thumbelina and sleeping beauty sang "Green Giant!".

:/

SK07 · 6 Jul 2007 at 16:26

Mat said:
Not if it was the Jolly Green Giant. He would chew yo ass and then go "Ho, Ho, Ho" before little red riding hood, Thumbelina and sleeping beauty sang "Green Giant!".

:/

Your even stranger than this thread

platypus · 6 Jul 2007 at 16:26

dayloon said:
OK but assuming he didn't actually chew me and just swallowed me whole. I presume the giant's stomach acid wouldn't be able to penetrate the corn

How do you know that giant's have the same stomach acid as normal humans? Being bigger, they might have strong enough acid to digest sweetcorn.

dayloon · 6 Jul 2007 at 16:28

platypus said:
How do you know that giant's have the same stomach acid as normal humans? Being bigger, they might have strong enough acid to digest sweetcorn.

OOO, good point

G-MAN2004 · 6 Jul 2007 at 16:38

Protoman said:
what a strange thread

eyetrip · 6 Jul 2007 at 16:44

Well, you'd likely suffocate from not being pooed out in time.

moogie · 6 Jul 2007 at 16:44

platypus said:
How do you know that giant's have the same stomach acid as normal humans? Being bigger, they might have strong enough acid to digest sweetcorn.

but its green giant sweetcorn

knowledge123 · 6 Jul 2007 at 16:47

When you eat sweetcorn, do you put butter on it or not?
I have to have it with butter.

Archibald0 · 6 Jul 2007 at 17:11

haha what a thread

i have a similar question
if all you were to eat for a week or two was sweetcorn, and when you ate it you didnt chew, just swallowed it whole

you would feel full, but would you get any nutrients from it?
could you survive, and also would your turds be corn in the cobs

moogie · 6 Jul 2007 at 17:49

if your not chewing, just wash it and eat it again f t w

Larnica · 6 Jul 2007 at 17:59

bbspeed said:
but its green giant sweetcorn