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danza · 16 Jul 2009 at 20:42

LordSplodge said:
Two things. Moisturising is gay and shaving only twice a week means you must have the testosterone of a pubescent girl.

Hand in your man card or go out and buy some power tools.

Moisturising after shaving could be construed as gay, but have you ever used a Feather Hi-Stainless blade on a safety razor? If not, then you won't know what I'm on about. You could say that applying deodorant in the morning is also gay, as it masks ones alpha male stench.

As for twice a week - I shaved 2 days ago and have very course (if short) stubble. I'm a machinist/technician, so i can go to work looking like a tramp and nobody cares.

Power tools? Pffff. Don't make me chase you round the forum with my SDS drill!

Fido McNasty · 16 Jul 2009 at 21:37

hawker1986 said:
Tefal is correct, the initial use of female persons handbag for storage of male paraphenalia is quite accpetable, but the use of THAT word means your membership is revoked.

Hawker

The lord giveth and the lord taketh away. Think next time.

Fusion · 16 Jul 2009 at 21:54

One lass thought it was girly of me to have a nail file, but I think she's just tripping, it's not bad at all. Another girl backed me up.

Maybe being a conversation with two girls about my nail file is grounds for excluding me from the club :/

snowdog · 16 Jul 2009 at 22:03

Fusion said:
One lass thought it was girly of me to have a nail file, but I think she's just tripping, it's not bad at all. Another girl backed me up.

Maybe being a conversation with two girls about my nail file is grounds for excluding me from the club :/

Girl

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Real men use teeth or scissors

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Fusion · 16 Jul 2009 at 22:05

I do use scissors! The file finishes them off

hawker1986 · 16 Jul 2009 at 22:09

Fusion said:
I do use scissors! The file finishes them off

Nail file, your definately out.

Teeth, scissors or clippers are the only way to go.

Hawker

danza · 16 Jul 2009 at 22:19

hawker1986 said:
Nail file, your definately out.

Teeth, scissors or clippers are the only way to go.

Hawker

A file is a must IMO, even if it's a bit of wet & dry. Putting fingers with sharp nail bits around 'places' can be uncomfortable, or so I'm told. :eek:

hawker1986 · 16 Jul 2009 at 22:36

danza said:
A file is a must IMO, even if it's a bit of wet & dry. Putting fingers with sharp nail bits around 'places' can be uncomfortable, or so I'm told.

If your incapable of doing a proper job with clippers/scissors you dont deserve to have your fingers around 'places'. Wet & dry might...sort of be acceptable I guess, it can be kept in a tool box after all.

Hawker

snowdog · 17 Jul 2009 at 00:13

Sharp bits of nails vs teeth = teeth wins...

Sone · 17 Jul 2009 at 00:17

I like a strong women, card is in the post

Tefal · 17 Jul 2009 at 12:24

Fusion said:
One lass thought it was girly of me to have a nail file, but I think she's just tripping, it's not bad at all. Another girl backed me up.

Maybe being a conversation with two girls about my nail file is grounds for excluding me from the club :/

Now if it had been a power sander, it would be ok.

TheCenturion · 17 Jul 2009 at 12:28

DreXeL said:
Anyone who uses this phrase is hereby excluded from the man club. Use of this phrase is up there with wearing skinny jeans, having a man-bag, moisturising daily and wearing guy-liner.

I wear skinny jeans and moisturise. But If I don't I turn white :eek:

bledd · 17 Jul 2009 at 12:29

girls/women are wrong, they're always wrong.

tell them when they are, especially if you're drunk

Fido McNasty · 17 Jul 2009 at 12:46

Snap-On, Mac, Sealey, Sykes Pickavant, Stanley, Teng etc made and branded mule handbags would be a boom.

Alex*TLR · 17 Jul 2009 at 14:34

def more of an er indoors man!