Taking back a fan

Antipasti · 29 Jun 2009 at 22:54

Get a grip!

Reality|Bites · 29 Jun 2009 at 23:18

Just stop drinking those energy drinks and change your diet.

yhack · 29 Jun 2009 at 23:19

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Vegetarian · 29 Jun 2009 at 23:22

Why dont you just put a blow tourch lit between your legs while you sleep - once you let off it will burn the methain gas up at once....

Tefal · 29 Jun 2009 at 23:23

Vegetarian said:
Why dont you just put a blow tourch lit between your legs while you sleep - once you let off it will burn the methain gas up at once....

This is a plan with absolutely no downsides!

JBuk · 29 Jun 2009 at 23:24

Put a tube up your bum and collect the excess , use at a later date for central heating,etc

Reality|Bites · 29 Jun 2009 at 23:47

save gas fart in a jar

K1LLSW1TCH · 30 Jun 2009 at 00:20

Buy a cork.

MikeHunt79 · 30 Jun 2009 at 00:29

rewire the fan so it spins the other way!

snowdog · 30 Jun 2009 at 00:37

Also, who the hell doesn't like his own smell ?

alex24 · 30 Jun 2009 at 00:45

snowdog said:
Also, who the hell doesn't like his own smell ?

Like is a strong word, that implies actively seeking it out to me. I think 'not being disgusted by' is more appropriate.

Can't decide if the OP is sincere or not, if he is, that's a strange thing to tell the world matey.

Apok · 30 Jun 2009 at 01:00

bakes0310 said:
The smell shoot right out the bottom of the cover.

How about just not lying under the cover's in insane heat?

Ampeg · 30 Jun 2009 at 01:01

OP, just connect your anus to your mouth with a length of rubber pipe. That way you'll remove the odour from the equation whilst also recycling the noxious gasses.

Hamster · 30 Jun 2009 at 01:31

Most people like the smell of their own farts

don't they?

panthro · 30 Jun 2009 at 06:46

I hate you Bakes.