Taking gold bars and sovereign coins out of the country

[Penfold101]

The way this plan is developing sounds like brown finger is more likely.

Brownhand.

 

[hornetstinger]

You could buy lots of Trump gold watches, not many left buy now! Limited number, etc etc and if you're lucky it's missing the T. from the watch face.

also it's 26k faux gold, with faux diamodicium

 

[mattyfez]

Brownhand.

Amateur...

 

[Penfold101]

Amateur...

Classic Friday night.

 

[d_brennen]

I'd want to get there in a hurry if I was carrying almost 2 raccoons up me.

Almost? They aren't divisible

 

[Penfold101]

Almost? They aren't divisible

Ever heard of a knife?

 

[d_brennen]

Ever heard of a knife?

To be fair I had never considered rectum raccoons until this thread

 

[Penfold101]

To be fair I had never considered rectum raccoons until this thread

Especially not as a form of currency.

 

[LuckyBenski]

Almost? They aren't divisible

Tell that to the blender.

 

[Diddums]

Surely a ferret would make a lot more sense? Would fit a lot easier no?

 

[Mr Badger]

Surely a ferret would make a lot more sense? Would fit a lot easier no?

Although we must bow to your superior knowledge of rectal insertion, where exactly is the OP supposed to get his hands on a golden ferret?

 

[mattyfez]

Just remember to clip their claws first... they can do a supprising amount of damage when they are uncomfortable.

 

[Penfold101]

Just remember to clip their claws first... they can do a supprising amount of damage when they are uncomfortable.

 

[Diddums]

Although we must bow to your superior knowledge of rectal insertion, where exactly is the OP supposed to get his hands on a golden ferret?

What do you mean? Aisle 14, right next to the golden raccoons

 

[Berserker]

Doesn’t seem sus at all.

The gold, or the raccoons?

 

[mattyfez]

If not someone should invent something that you could trade the gold for, that’s easier and more convenient to transport..

Did you just invent money?

It'll never catch on.

 

[Grimley]

Just melt it down & turn it into this, Customs won't know its made out of real gold

Corgi CC06804; James Bond: Goldfinger's Rolls-Royce; 24 Carat Gold Plated 184770

 

[mattyfez]

Me, an intellectual:
Put the gold up the racoons bum, and then put the racoon up your bum.

Plausible deniabilty.

Customs officer:
Is this your gold, sir?

Me: No, it belongs to the racoon, not my fault if he didn't make a customs decleration.

 

[jpaul]

You could buy lots of Trump gold watches, not many left buy now!

so close

anyway the airport scanners & customs is going to pick up gold ingots

 

[Penfold101]

so close

anyway the airport scanners & customs is going to pick up gold ingots

What about raccoons?