That's a joke yes?
Many years ago when I actually got on a plane I was stopped by US Customs in Philadelphia who said, and I quote - You seem too happy and are sweating profusely.
I tried to explain to them that -
1. I was terrified of flying so was in an elated mood that I was alive and
2. It was the first time I had ever gone through customs, so I was a little nervous.
In the end I was held for about six hours. I got the last laugh though, 'cause in one of my suitcases were about 300 condoms. My cousin was working on a pub and emptied the condom machine.
They fell out all over the floor, but even that did not raise a smile. They're like concrete and metal machines those customs officers.