Talented but...

ElRazur · 26 May 2006 at 17:07

...ugly!

http://worldcup.uk.msn.com/galleries/Ugly~Footballers/Default.asp

Gary Neville completes the 'Beautiful Brother' pairing. How anyone can look confused all the time is just beyond me...well done boys.

Zefan · 26 May 2006 at 17:08

Talking about yours.... actually no, you're not talented.

True though, it is odd how good footballers are ugly.

iCraig · 26 May 2006 at 17:10

Zefan said:
Talking about yours.... actually no, you're not talented.

Oh for godsake stop being a troll on every thread he makes.

Those footballers may be ugly, but they have more money and more sexual appeal than you think

spirit · 26 May 2006 at 17:11

beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Having a hell of a lot of money helps persuade the eye

Zefan · 26 May 2006 at 17:12

iCraig said:
Oh for godsake stop being a troll on every thread he makes.

OK

sam83uk · 26 May 2006 at 17:12

lampard, beckham are good lookers

Zefan · 26 May 2006 at 17:13

sam83uk said:
lampard, beckham are good lookers

.......homogay?

SideWinder · 26 May 2006 at 17:15

Zefan said:
.......homogay?

No, guys can say if guys look attractive and not be gay? Their faces don't look like they've been hit by a spade.

sam83uk · 26 May 2006 at 17:16

no i can just tell if a man is good looking most of the time!

Zefan · 26 May 2006 at 17:18

Hence the

, jesus guys lighten up!

If I had that said to me I'd laugh it off with a "ohhhh yes I wuv it".

sam83uk · 26 May 2006 at 17:21

i find it very offensive to be called homosexual

.... joking!! OMGZWTFO()RZZzzz!!11

DarkShadow · 26 May 2006 at 17:27

iCraig said:
Those footballers may be ugly, but they have more money and more sexual appeal than you think

How much hookers do you think they can afford?

iCraig · 26 May 2006 at 17:27

dark_shadow said:
How much hookers do you think they can afford?

464,767,5875.7

Zefan · 26 May 2006 at 17:28

iCraig said:
4647675875.7

*.78

Really iCraig, I thought you'd know better.

spirit · 26 May 2006 at 17:28

dark_shadow said:
How much hookers do you think they can afford?

how many? prolly a fair few

but if ** a footballer, its not about that, its about getting young girls to come to your hotel rooms to make the headlines

iCraig · 26 May 2006 at 17:31

Zefan said:
*.78

Really iCraig, I thought you'd know better.

.78 is rounded up to .8

So we are both wrong, our prostitute math is crap.

Zefan · 26 May 2006 at 17:33

iCraig said:
.78 is rounded up to .8

So we are both wrong, our prostitute math is crap.

Doesn't HAVE to be rounded up, anyway - footballers are ugly! They can't ever be sexy like us which means we're instantly better. HA.

iCraig · 26 May 2006 at 17:35

Zefan said:
They can't ever be sexy like us

Their garage full of sports cars and wallets too small for their fifty quid notes says different.

Zefan · 26 May 2006 at 17:36

iCraig said:
Their garage full of sports cars and wallets too small for their fifty quid notes says different.

That's not sexy, that's sexeh. Not the same primitive sort of "corrr" as we get

ElRazur · 26 May 2006 at 17:43

If you are given a choice - to be talented, rich but ugly Or A broke asrse fine man - What will you pick?

I think my choice will be to look like shrek and have all the monies then the ladies will surely come. :cool:

Life is too short to spend it with one woman.