Talented but...

Zefan · 26 May 2006 at 17:44

I'd be non famous and fine, like I am now. I can see how the money etc would get me women but I'd like to think people like me because I;m me, not because of my wealth/fame etc etc etc.

G|mp · 26 May 2006 at 17:44

Have a search for what Gary and Phil Nevilles women look like

William · 26 May 2006 at 17:46

Trifon Ivanov is what Paul McCartney would look like if he were stranded on a desert island.

ElRazur · 26 May 2006 at 17:47

G|mp said:
Have a search for what Gary and Phil Nevilles women look like

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I would be happy to hit that i think. (the wife off course)

G|mp · 26 May 2006 at 17:50

She used to be Beckhams Mrs, the one thats married to Phil Neville

Zefan · 26 May 2006 at 17:51

What a ****.

iCraig · 26 May 2006 at 17:52

Zefan said:
What a ****.

I know, awesome aint they? :cool:

Zefan · 26 May 2006 at 17:53

iCraig said:
I know, awesome aint they?

In a funny sort of way yes

Le_Petit_Lapin · 26 May 2006 at 17:54

iCraig said:
.78 is rounded up to .8

So we are both wrong, our prostitute math is crap.

You cant have .78 of a prostitute....can you?

Does she just not "finish you off" or something?

William · 26 May 2006 at 17:55

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
You cant have .78 of a prostitute....can you?

Does she just not "finish you off" or something?

You get one in a wheelchair.

iCraig · 26 May 2006 at 17:55

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
You cant have .78 of a prostitute....can you?

Does she just not "finish you off" or something?

I'm quite sure you can get midget prostitutes.

Zefan · 26 May 2006 at 17:56

iCraig said:
I'm quite sure you can get midget prostitutes.

Ah but it's still a single unit, so really counts as one. Like sandwiches >_<

ElRazur · 26 May 2006 at 17:56

iCraig said:
I'm quite sure you can get midget prostitutes.

Erm, i actually know one......seriously :cool:

Zefan · 26 May 2006 at 17:57

ElRazur said:
Erm, i actually know one......seriously

Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexeh

Le_Petit_Lapin · 26 May 2006 at 18:01

ElRazur said:
Erm, i actually know one......seriously

You would.

You've probably " 'ad her wif 'er 5 mates" too.

iCraig · 26 May 2006 at 18:01

Zefan said:
Ah but it's still a single unit, so really counts as one. Liek sandwiches >_<

What about a midget who has lost an arm?

Le_Petit_Lapin · 26 May 2006 at 18:02

iCraig said:
What about a midget who has lost an arm?

But some people would rate her better than a "normal" prostitue then...

Zefan · 26 May 2006 at 18:03

iCraig said:
What about a midget who has lost an arm?

Tricky...

Le_Petit_Lapin · 26 May 2006 at 18:03

Zefan said:
Tricky...

Yeah, she might lean a bit if she was doing it doggy style. You know....like a table with one leg thats a bit too short. It'd be terribly irritating.

ElRazur · 26 May 2006 at 18:03

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
You've probably " 'ad her wif 'er 5 mates" too.

Not funny!
[Bill clinton voice ON]
I never had sexual relationship with her or any of her mates
[Bill clinton voice OFF]