Tarantulas

My cousin used to have one when I was younger, I'm a bit jittery around spiders I'll be honest but taratulas arn't that bad, as long as you don't run around arms falpping and squeeling like a dick they are pretty docile things. They probably won't approach you anyway.

If you ever get to pick one up try it (Gently) they have a bit of weight to them so feel a bit like a small bird.

The little jumping ****ers can just go to sweet hell though!
 
The only time you should be afraid is at night time. Tarantulas enjoy dark, moist places and it isn't uncommon for them to mistake an open human mouth for a place of comfort.

You probably don't even feel it skittle across the bedsheets, working around your forearm splayed across the bedding, and up to your neck. Here it waits until your snore subsides, leaving your mouth open. It pounces into the dark area and you awake instantly, already beginning to choke, forcing the tarantula into your airway. Panicked, it fills your throat with venom, before dropping into your stomach, madly dashing around your guts.

It's at this point you pass out but worse is to come.
 
As someone who used to hate spiders, I have now have a small collection of T's. They are fascinating to watch and they each have there own funny little things they do
 
[FnG]magnolia;26062028 said:
The only time you should be afraid is at night time. Tarantulas enjoy dark, moist places and it isn't uncommon for them to mistake an open human mouth for a place of comfort.

You probably don't even feel it skittle across the bedsheets, working around your forearm splayed across the bedding, and up to your neck. Here it waits until your snore subsides, leaving your mouth open. It pounces into the dark area and you awake instantly, already beginning to choke, forcing the tarantula into your airway. Panicked, it fills your throat with venom, before dropping into your stomach, madly dashing around your guts.

It's at this point you pass out but worse is to come.

Why would you post something like this!? I'm not afraid of spider, well at lease I wasn't... Totally creeped me out :eek:
 
Why would you post something like this!? I'm not afraid of spider, well at lease I wasn't... Totally creeped me out :eek:

OP just make sure he packs plenty of these in his case to wear at night and he'll be fine:

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Lol what a thread revival!

I want to know if OP saw any tarantulas on holiday but he was last seen on Jun 2, 2015 :(. Maybe he brought back a tarantula egg on an item of clothing, and it hatched then slowly grew at home, until a couple of months later it killed him in the manner described so effectively by magnolia.
 
Lol what a thread revival!

I want to know if OP saw any tarantulas on holiday but he was last seen on Jun 2, 2015 :(. Maybe he brought back a tarantula egg on an item of clothing, and it hatched then slowly grew at home, until a couple of months later it killed him in the manner described so effectively by magnolia.

Yep was definitely ate by his pet tarantula. Won't see him again.
 
Lol what a thread revival!

I want to know if OP saw any tarantulas on holiday but he was last seen on Jun 2, 2015 :(. Maybe he brought back a tarantula egg on an item of clothing, and it hatched then slowly grew at home, until a couple of months later it killed him in the manner described so effectively by magnolia.
RoganTheGypo was last seen in 2015 as well. They definitely went on holiday together and got eaten by a giant tarantula.
 
The only time you should be afraid is at night time. Tarantulas enjoy dark, moist places and it isn't uncommon for them to mistake an open human mouth for a place of comfort.

You probably don't even feel it skittle across the bedsheets, working around your forearm splayed across the bedding, and up to your neck. Here it waits until your snore subsides, leaving your mouth open. It pounces into the dark area and you awake instantly, already beginning to choke, forcing the tarantula into your airway. Panicked, it fills your throat with venom, before dropping into your stomach, madly dashing around your guts.

It's at this point you pass out but worse is to come.

Magnolia, that was a good read. Your writing talent has revealed your secret identity. Welcome to the forums, Stephen King. :)
 
An average of 1.2kg of spiders are consumed over a lifetime , regular visitors to the carribean though increase that to 3.kg. Spraying lynx africa gets the tourist down to 2.4kg if done regularly.
 
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