As the title says, I have created a Team 10 News Generator! 
It isn't quite finished yet as I need to iron out a couple of kinks and add some team info. However, below is a sample output of the script so far [this is what gets spat out to the console, the final script will also create spreadsheets and a text document you can copy-paste into the forum]
Currently the script works as follows:
1: Stanford daily_user_summary.txt file is downloaded
2: File is parsed for the first 250 Team 10 usernames
This will currently grab anyone who has more than 80K points. It can be adjusted in future, but parsing takes quite considerable time, so the fewer Team 10 users we grab, the quicker the file will be parsed.
3: With the collection of usernames, the script generates urls to the EOC stat XML feeds and downloads each one.
An example: http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com/xml/user_summary.php?un=Biffa&t=10
4: The script reads each XML file downloaded and creates a new object for each user.
For the non-programmers, an object is basically a collection of data that represents something, in this case a F@H User.
5: The first 250 users contains a lot of slackers/inactives, so the script prunes those out.
6: The script then loads a previously created XML file containing the calculated data from the previous running of the script. Comparisons are then made between each user.
7: The latest stats are written to a new XML file, for using a week later. The info is also printed to the console.
I quite like how it has turned out but there is a rather large issue. Because it is relying on EOC stats, the news wouldn't be entirely accurate if it was still done on a Thursday. This is because a week for EOC is Sunday 00:00 to Saturday 23:59. If we use the script in the current form, the News would have to be on Saturdays to be the most accurate.
I have dabbled with generating my own stats from scratch and not relying on the EOC stats, but that will take some more tinkering!
There will still have to be some manual formatting and tinkering, so dekez isn't completely out of a job, but the script serves to remove a lot of the copy/paste malarky and spending hours working out rank changes etc.
Here is the output I promised earier [whitespace collapsing by the forums makes it look awful, but you get the idea!]:
So let me know what you think! I will try and have a finished product in a few days!

It isn't quite finished yet as I need to iron out a couple of kinks and add some team info. However, below is a sample output of the script so far [this is what gets spat out to the console, the final script will also create spreadsheets and a text document you can copy-paste into the forum]
Currently the script works as follows:
1: Stanford daily_user_summary.txt file is downloaded
2: File is parsed for the first 250 Team 10 usernames
This will currently grab anyone who has more than 80K points. It can be adjusted in future, but parsing takes quite considerable time, so the fewer Team 10 users we grab, the quicker the file will be parsed.
3: With the collection of usernames, the script generates urls to the EOC stat XML feeds and downloads each one.
An example: http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com/xml/user_summary.php?un=Biffa&t=10
4: The script reads each XML file downloaded and creates a new object for each user.
For the non-programmers, an object is basically a collection of data that represents something, in this case a F@H User.
5: The first 250 users contains a lot of slackers/inactives, so the script prunes those out.
6: The script then loads a previously created XML file containing the calculated data from the previous running of the script. Comparisons are then made between each user.
7: The latest stats are written to a new XML file, for using a week later. The info is also printed to the console.
I quite like how it has turned out but there is a rather large issue. Because it is relying on EOC stats, the news wouldn't be entirely accurate if it was still done on a Thursday. This is because a week for EOC is Sunday 00:00 to Saturday 23:59. If we use the script in the current form, the News would have to be on Saturdays to be the most accurate.
I have dabbled with generating my own stats from scratch and not relying on the EOC stats, but that will take some more tinkering!

There will still have to be some manual formatting and tinkering, so dekez isn't completely out of a job, but the script serves to remove a lot of the copy/paste malarky and spending hours working out rank changes etc.
Here is the output I promised earier [whitespace collapsing by the forums makes it look awful, but you get the idea!]:
Team 10 News Generator said:TOP CRUNCHERS
Change Username Points this Week
------ -------- ----------------
0 ChrisBrid 200704
0 Biffa 211345
0 Speed 187614
0 Team_Muck_Spreader 139166
0 dekez 46866
0 Bigstan 6165
0 ReaVerUK 53876
0 SiriusB_[OcUK] 47865
0 AHameed 44540
0 Brown_Sparrow 57376
0 emailiscrap 22557
0 Peter439921 25415
1 datalol-jack 24924
-1 miniyazz 18751
0 Culinia 27022
1 LizardKing[OcUK] 11112
-1 Sir-Les-MP 12590
0 Richy1204 20760
1 lemonman 14993
-1 Pilgrim57 13212
0 Rincin 11949
0 LigerZero 5501
0 Emilystoodinsomedogdotoday 9386
0 JonathanJDavis 7410
0 PHIL21191 6612
0 rich99million 4146
0 steve258 8247
New vertica 1919
0 Theophany 1279
1 verbal 11724
-1 polandro 2722
0 br83taylor 1753
0 Rooney 1757
0 loudbob 2014
0 dr.who 1021
1 snapsh0t 2162
-1 FatRakoon 1579
1 Chris_Davison 1575
-1 vent 1009
0 jeremysmith123 962
0 Kazz_101 988
0 KALIBR(OcUK) 518
New ShaneOsborne 264
-1 feriso 276
-1 Babyface_UK 303
New Arachnae 895
-2 Montiyouk 291
-2 Saetia 173
New davejuk 209
New deej 74
STOMPY STOMP STOMP
Username Stomps
-------- ------
ChrisBrid 2
Biffa 0
Speed 0
Team_Muck_Spreader 0
dekez 0
Bigstan 0
ReaVerUK 0
SiriusB_[OcUK] 0
AHameed 2
Brown_Sparrow 0
emailiscrap 0
Peter439921 0
datalol-jack 5
miniyazz 0
Culinia 1
LizardKing[OcUK] 0
Sir-Les-MP 0
Richy1204 1
lemonman 0
Pilgrim57 0
Rincin 0
LigerZero 0
Emilystoodinsomedogdotoday 0
JonathanJDavis 1
PHIL21191 0
rich99million 0
steve258 0
vertica New
Theophany 0
verbal 0
polandro 0
br83taylor 0
Rooney -1
loudbob 0
dr.who 0
snapsh0t 0
FatRakoon 0
Chris_Davison 0
vent 0
jeremysmith123 0
Kazz_101 0
KALIBR(OcUK) 0
ShaneOsborne New
feriso 0
Babyface_UK 0
Arachnae New
Montiyouk 0
Saetia 0
davejuk New
deej New
TOP 20 PRODUCERS
Change Username PPD
------ -------- ---
0 ChrisBrid 147655
0 Biffa 116634
0 Speed 89672
0 Team_Muck_Spreader 59017
0 dekez 32096
0 Bigstan 31379
0 ReaVerUK 29007
0 SiriusB_[OcUK] 21269
0 AHameed 20328
0 Brown_Sparrow 18681
0 emailiscrap 13984
0 Peter439921 13227
1 datalol-jack 11751
-1 miniyazz 10940
0 Culinia 9728
1 LizardKing[OcUK] 7340
-1 Sir-Les-MP 7287
0 Richy1204 7264
1 lemonman 7169
-1 Pilgrim57 7144
TIFFY YAY!
1,000,000 - ChrisBrid
24,000,000 - Biffa
7,000,000 - Speed
12,000,000 - Team_Muck_Spreader
9,000,000 - dekez
16,000,000 - Bigstan
2,000,000 - ReaVerUK
3,000,000 - SiriusB_[OcUK]
500,000 - AHameed
500,000 - Brown_Sparrow
400,000 - emailiscrap
So let me know what you think! I will try and have a finished product in a few days!
