That is what cleaners are for
Team Building Ideas
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That is what cleaners are for
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this sounds like an absolutely **** team building session tbh.
faffing about with spaghetti and marshmallows? OP don't do this. do the decent thing and take them out
Christ take them to the local park to feed the ducks or something its got to better than the above
faffing about with spaghetti and marshmallows? OP don't do this. do the decent thing and take them out
Christ take them to the local park to feed the ducks or something its got to better than the above
My policy on team building has always been the same.
Why drag everyone away from their work to fanny about doing some stupid games usually at the hands of some ***** training bloke who knows sod all about having a real job.
I think what annoys me most is it's one of those stupid management textbook concepts that people just "Do" and I hate that kind of crap more than I hate managerial jargon.
Only team building I'd be interested in involves a free bar during office hours at the office while I'm being paid handsomely.
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Why drag everyone away from their work to fanny about doing some stupid games usually at the hands of some ***** training bloke who knows sod all about having a real job.
I think what annoys me most is it's one of those stupid management textbook concepts that people just "Do" and I hate that kind of crap more than I hate managerial jargon.
Only team building I'd be interested in involves a free bar during office hours at the office while I'm being paid handsomely.
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I'm not so much a fan of team building per say (especially OTT games with stupidly enthusiastic instructors), but doing something that helps team members get to know each other is generally a good thing in my book (ie pub, meal, bowling, etc).
Hah! nothing but a dream, although theophany has the "Drinking at work" part down
Just been out for the last three hours drinking and lunching with colleagues. Love my job.
Hire some extra swedish lesbian interns first.
Don
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Top golf, or go skiing.
Under no circumstances lock people in a meeting room and expect everyone to just have fun.
It's supposed to be the hottest day of the year, go outside, ideally to a pub with a nice beer garden, then knock off early. Failing that have a bbq in the carpark with some free beers, then knock of early. Better still as its a Friday just close up early, it will raise moral no end.
Having to spend a hour in a meeting room faffing about with spaghetti sounds utter kak.
It's supposed to be the hottest day of the year, go outside, ideally to a pub with a nice beer garden, then knock off early. Failing that have a bbq in the carpark with some free beers, then knock of early. Better still as its a Friday just close up early, it will raise moral no end.
Having to spend a hour in a meeting room faffing about with spaghetti sounds utter kak.
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Just been out for the last three hours drinking and lunching with colleagues. Love my job.
I'd be the guy having water! I don't know how you do it. It would destroy me.
The same way you can deadlift a bus without breaking a sweat, practice and dedication mate.
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The more I see your posts, the more I'm so glad I don't work with you.