I love the taste of sucking air through sponge.
Haha, me too.
"there you go"
where am I going? it's "there you are" you ignorant pleb"
I say "there you go", as if to say "yeah, I've done it for you, now bugger off". But then, I also say "there y'are".
I hate when people yawn really loudly, just because they can. You don't HAVE to make a noise, so why do it?
I love things that have a "track" to them, that you can run your finger along or in. Like a glass, you can run your finger round the top, or running your finger down the blade of a knife (gently,

). Running my finger between the keys of a keyboard, down a zip, across the "edge" of my mouse, along a piece of string, it's all good.
Oh, I also hate being barefoot and getting something under my foot. It might not bother me when walking, but if I know it's there, I HAVE to get rid of it.