tempting fate?

[cm1179]

i dropped my friend off at a pub earlier and will be collecting him when he calls. i took his car but will pick him up in mine.
i was thinking winding him up when he calls by saying ''oh mate. glad you called, i've just got out of hospital, i was t-boned by a truck on the way back, your cars totalled and i've got a broken collar bone and arm''. but then i thought i better not cos it might be tempting fate

would you have said it?

 

[Kennysevenfold]

WTF.

Ban.

 

[TangoSixteen]

WTF? At least do the joke properly and get someone else to answer and say you were killed in a horrific accident.

LAME

 

[Wizzfizz]

It's not a joke though.

 

[cm1179]

where do i mention i was killed?

 

[Kennysevenfold]

where do i mention i was killed?

I'll get your coat for you.

 

[Wizzfizz]

Just tell them Tangosixteen of Ocuk ran a red light and T-boned you.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Tea bagged, more like.

 

[TangoSixteen]

Tea bagged, more like.

Is that why NZ lamb tastes so good?!

 

[wannabedamned]

Say you'll be late as you're still dogging in his car

 

[OriginalJonty]

Act surprised when he calls you to pick him up. Tell him you have no idea what he is talking about and that you didn't drop him off at the pub.

 

[Chives]

OP RTM'ed.
Ban now please Dons.

 

[cm1179]

OP RTM'ed.

pardon?

 

[Cosimo]

pardon?

He clicked the red button.

 

[Jono8]

This thread has utterly confused me. Maybe i'm tired

 

[whitecrook]

but then i thought i better not cos it might be tempting fate

it also isn't funny or interesting, or worth saying, really. Are you 2 years old?

 

[Jumblejug]

Actually have a **** in the boot of his car. Also I hope you are insured to drive it

 

[bsoltan]

I don't think you would've got out of hospital that quick with a broken collar bone and arm.

Therefore. Fail.

 

[Cosimo]

I wonder what fate has befallen the OP.