terrible geek programmery joke :s

Hate · 20 Jul 2006 at 10:30

Two ints and a Float are in a bar. They spot an attractive Double on her own.

The first int walks up to her. "Hey, baby", he says, "my VM or yours". She slaps him and he walks back dejected.

The second int walks over. "Hey, cute-stuff, can I cook your Beans for breakfast". After a
quick slapping, he too walks back.

The Float then ambles over casually: "Were those two primitive types bothering you?", he remarks.
"Yes. I'm so glad you're here", she says. "They just had no Class!"

:'(

RandomTom · 20 Jul 2006 at 10:35

I feel pity for the person who invented that "joke".

Zefan · 20 Jul 2006 at 10:40

LMAO, but at the lameness, not the funniness

NathanE · 20 Jul 2006 at 10:49

The funny thing is the joke is actually wrong

Yes int is a primitive type. But in both Java and .NET it has a helper/wrapper class named Integer.

Zefan · 20 Jul 2006 at 10:53

NathanE said:
The funny thing is the joke is actually wrong

Yes int is a primitive type. But in both Java and .NET it has a helper/wrapper class named Integer.

You're aware that you just made the thread lamer

right?

Hate · 20 Jul 2006 at 10:57

NathanE said:
The funny thing is the joke is actually wrong

Yes int is a primitive type. But in both Java and .NET it has a helper/wrapper class named Integer.

yes, but it was ints and not Integers in the bar, fool

they didn't wear their coats or something.

you could also say that floats and doubles are primitives, but in the joke they are Floats and Doubles...

just like it for what it is

iCraig · 20 Jul 2006 at 11:11

Oh for ****sake.

If anybody, anybody, has found that funny, they need putting down.

NathanE · 20 Jul 2006 at 11:53

Hate said:
yes, but it was ints and not Integers in the bar, fool

they didn't wear their coats or something.

you could also say that floats and doubles are primitives, but in the joke they are Floats and Doubles...

just like it for what it is

tsinc80697 · 20 Jul 2006 at 12:17

No idea what its about but the fact its a geek joke and someone corrected it.......cmon guys

Dj_Jestar · 20 Jul 2006 at 12:18

As ever, it's the pedants that make these jokes funnier. (read: funny)

oh, and the two int's must like BBW's to find a Double attractive

Pr0t0c0L · 24 Jul 2006 at 19:25

was the bar called, the foo bar too?

Slogan · 24 Jul 2006 at 19:28

I'm not sure I like the jokes that make me sad.

Thankfully I didn't understand a term used in any of them.

Inquisitor · 24 Jul 2006 at 19:28

NathanE said:
The funny thing is the joke is actually wrong

Yes int is a primitive type. But in both Java and .NET it has a helper/wrapper class named Integer.

Incorrect; in .NET at least, Int32 is a struct, not a class

Also, double is also a primitive type, with no "class"

Inquisitor · 24 Jul 2006 at 19:29

Pr0t0c0L said:
was the bar called, the foo bar too?

Beansprout · 24 Jul 2006 at 19:53

I once piled up so many cans that my stack overflowed

Dj_Jestar · 24 Jul 2006 at 20:52

Inquisitor said:
Incorrect; in .NET at least, Int32 is a struct, not a class

Also, double is also a primitive type, with no "class"

Obvioulsy they were just looking to get their end away.. no need for a Classy bird to do that..

Augmented · 24 Jul 2006 at 20:58

Beansprout said:
I once piled up so many cans that my stack overflowed

Ouch, you're pushing it with that one. Any more of these and I think my head might just pop.

But seriously, people shouldn't find this funny. In fact I object to this class of humour being in this forum. I think we should ban the next person to do so, no exceptions.

4T5 · 24 Jul 2006 at 21:00

Augmented said:
Ouch, QUOTE]

You need hitting for bumping this diabolical thread.

And yes that was a real joke.

Inquisitor · 24 Jul 2006 at 21:10

Augmented said:
I think we should ban the next person to do so, no exceptions.

What if they get away? I suppose we could catch them, and then finally ban them.

Augmented · 24 Jul 2006 at 21:37

Inquisitor said:
I suppose we could catch them, and then finally ban them.

Well, you can certainly try

.

malc30 said:
You need hitting for bumping this diabolical thread.

I'd be careful what you say. I'm like Muhammad Ali, me. I float like a butterfly, and string like a bee.