Poll: Terrible joke thread

[robfosters]

OP, you're talking out of Uranus.

 

[CaptainComedy]

This is so bad I wood chuck it in the bin.

Gonna have to make a log of all these bad jokes....

 

[iamthenugget]

oh dear

 

[touch]

Gonna have to make a log of all these bad jokes....

It's just plane boring tbh.

 

[CaptainComedy]

I science a disturbance in the gravitational force...

and that's not a yo mamma joke...

It's the ban hammer.

 

[dl8860]

Oakome on guys, stop this

 

[CaptainComedy]

It's just plane boring tbh.

It was crafty getting us in here like that.

but I did knot find it funny.

 

[robfosters]

One is really heavy, the other's a little lighter.

 

[iamthenugget]

oh dear its getting worse today

 

[GhostWKD]

 

[touch]

It was crafty getting us in here like that.

but I did knot find it funny.

To be fair, your jokes do go against the grain and I find them quite funny.
You should splinter off and create your own comedy thread.

 

[aardvark]

ban everyone in thread....oh wait..

 

[On Holiday]

..is really confusing when you're trying to purchase a new door.

 

[darkgen]

Knock Knock.

 

[EGuitarStar]

Who's there?

 

[darkgen]

Tank.

 

[GhostWKD]

Knock Knock.

Is that the doorbell repair man?

 

[Edrof]

Ban this jack-a-napes.

 

[GhostWKD]

Wanted to join in but couldn't think of any puns. I'm stumped.

 

[Dis86]

Screw this these puns are awl terrible!

Someone needs to get the ban(d) saw out.

Crap threads like this are the glue that binds this forum though so maybe not.