Poll: Terrible joke thread

[Greebo]

 

[Akagi]

A blanket?! Get you! That's some high class dogging right there..

Prevents the back seat getting soaked with fluids.

 

[Doogles]

Don't forget the Kleenex.

Baby wipes FTFY.

 

[antijoke]

If this is by some miracle by GD standards a genuine post looking for some Ebay advice

I'm sorry....

 

[Captain]

Does the kit include a VW Polo, a blanket, some adjustable cable ties, some water, some mouthwash, some wet wipes and some toilet paper?

Leather seats wipe down easily, no need for a blanket.

 

[Akagi]

Leather seats wipe down easily, no need for a blanket.

Fair point. However the Polo kit doesn't include leather. You need the deluxe package for that. And the leather isn't on the seats.

 

[~>Dg<~]

is there a buy it now price ?

 

[Vidar]

I'm sorry....

Shame on you sir.... shame!

 

[dowie]

Standard ban and name change to 'dogger uk' for the OP.

this^^^^

 

[Yrkoon]

no wonder it's not selling if your listing the vaseline as used tbh.

 

[Shocky-FM]

Why are the Japanese so healthy? Last time they had a fat man 80,000 people died.

 

[Cleisthenes]

 

[Deleted member 651465]

What happened when the two antennas got married?

Well, the ceremony was kinda boring, but the reception was great!

 

[Sliver]

Why didn't the Terminator upgrade to Windows 10?

I asked him and he said "I still love vista, baby!"

 

[LabR@t]

Someone shouted "gnba" at me earlier on the way to work. I thought it was bang out our order!

 

[LabR@t]

I have been suffering from insomnia, it's been terrible. On positive side only 3 sleeps until Xmas

 

[Akagi]

 

[FlakGunna]

Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a-salted.

 

[Usher]

Knock Knock,
Who's there?

Ineydap
Ineydap who?

The bathrooms upstairs

 

[Explosivo]

I went to a talent show audition to do bird impressions.
The judge said "i'v allready had about fourty bird impressionists in here, please leave."

So i flew out the window