Terrible names
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Does his father work or used to work at whitburn C of E shcool?
if he does i know who he is? (not personally but i know of him) (just saw your location as northumberland and im sunderland... thought id take a shot
)also my girlfriends, step sisters name is paige turner (no joke)
**also not sure if bhavv got it chris peacock said really fast sounds like crispy ***k
The funniest name I've ever known was from a lad we used o hang out with when we were in 6th form.
His mother was Dutch I think, and his nickname was Bon.
His full name, I kid you not, was...(spelling?!).....
Bonnard Lonnard Stinard
His mother was Dutch I think, and his nickname was Bon.
His full name, I kid you not, was...(spelling?!).....
Bonnard Lonnard Stinard
No I didn't get that doh.
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'Gertrude' has probably got to be the worst Christian name IMHO.
I'd call my kids Raspberry and Pi
I'd call my kids Raspberry and Pi
Does his father work or used to work at whitburn C of E shcool?
if he does i know who he is? (not personally but i know of him) (just saw your location as northumberland and im sunderland... thought id take a shot
also my girlfriends, step sisters name is paige turner (no joke)
**also not sure if bhavv got it chris peacock said really fast sounds like crispy ***k
Lol yeah you got it. And his dad was a teacher, not sure where though. His name was Stephen.
That is a power name.
I have a child on the way and I want to call it Kingdom if it is a boy, but my missus will not allow it.
I think so too, and in the same vein I think the name Isambard is pretty cool
Maybe I should call a child Isambard Kingdom
I'm toying with the girls name Prudence now, because of this thread
Never seen that actually, but I know I'd heard the joke from somewhere
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toooo close to islamabad
when i was in secondary school we had a girl called dinawasbinoo
i think she was indian or something similar
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You know it's after Isambard Kingdom Brunel, right?
One of my ex-colleagues called his new rug-rat "Loki".
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In Nigeria we had servants called Friday & Tuesday.
We also had a Clifford and a Doreen.
Anyway, a recent one I've come across is C-Enna
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In primary school there was a kid called Maestro. I remember him disappearing for 6months to a year and coming back now named Keith.
He denied ever being called Maestro or even being the same person, but unless he'd been cloned or had an unknown identical twin there was no doubt about it.
Everyone still called him Maestro. Even a couple of teachers slipped up every now and then now that I think about it...
He denied ever being called Maestro or even being the same person, but unless he'd been cloned or had an unknown identical twin there was no doubt about it.
Everyone still called him Maestro. Even a couple of teachers slipped up every now and then now that I think about it...
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Family with the surname Pipe, called a male child Dwayne...
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I hate misspellings of nicer names for example "Jessika" is it that hard to use the normal version, it's laziness and a lack of creativity 
And now for a an awesome name: Dovahkiin Tom Kellermeyer
Legit: http://mashable.com/2011/11/17/skyrim-baby/
And now for a an awesome name: Dovahkiin Tom Kellermeyer
Legit: http://mashable.com/2011/11/17/skyrim-baby/