Terrible names

Squark · 25 Sep 2012 at 23:17

I met someone called Alan Keys before, silly parents

Creature · 25 Sep 2012 at 23:30

Guy at work is called John Johns. He get's mocked a fair bit.

Uncle Petey · 25 Sep 2012 at 23:31

Neville Neville anyone?

Prolly been mentioned.

Deleted member 651465 · 25 Sep 2012 at 23:36

Toyko Sexwale has to be up there.

secretspy · 25 Sep 2012 at 23:38

My brother in law wanted to call my nephew Titus. he wasnt amused when we all laughed our heads off. Thankfully my sister won and he's called Ethan

I know of someone who has given their child's middle name as Danger

and In primary school I knew a Teresa Green

Ha!! Dwayne Pipe lol

Hades · 26 Sep 2012 at 00:34

At an old compamy we used to get a guy phoning up the support team to get things fixed... his name appropriately was Gan Wong

Mr Blonde · 26 Sep 2012 at 01:49

This guy's been cracking me up for years : http://randybender.lnfre.com/

Uncle Petey · 26 Sep 2012 at 01:55

I can't stop giggling about Rusty Kuntz. (the American football coach mentioned previously in case a mod is drawing out the banhammer

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Zefan · 26 Sep 2012 at 02:21

Quinton Gaston. What do you guys think of that?

squarebutt · 26 Sep 2012 at 02:52

One of the funniest pieces of TV I've seen.

K1LLSW1TCH · 26 Sep 2012 at 03:05

Can't stop giggling at Capt. Hyman Shocker.

Uncle Petey · 26 Sep 2012 at 03:35

Me too. Would it disturb you to know that my mum passed on that link?

K1LLSW1TCH · 26 Sep 2012 at 03:58

Uncle Petey said:
Me too. Would it disturb you to know that my mum passed on that link?

Hah cool mum!

bhavv · 26 Sep 2012 at 04:21

How about these

Angilion · 26 Sep 2012 at 05:31

Castiel said:
Legio mihi nomen est, quia multi sumus.

All (the men) of a legion had me, many at a time.

It's been a while since I read any Latin. I may be a little rusty.

Angilion · 26 Sep 2012 at 05:47

secretspy said:
My brother in law wanted to call my nephew Titus. he wasnt amused when we all laughed our heads off. [..]

Middle names Flavius Vespasianus?

Roman naming was weird. I'm Titus and so is my son. And my other son. And my brother. And my uncle. And about a third of my male ancestors.

Hades · 26 Sep 2012 at 07:14

K1LLSW1TCH said:
Can't stop giggling at Capt. Hyman Shocker.

I just burst out laughing on my commuter train. Got some very strange looks

RetiredGreyFox · 26 Sep 2012 at 07:54

Campaign Corruption

You can even Google him: campaign corruption stoke on trent

Devrij · 26 Sep 2012 at 08:06

I had a client last week called Amanda Comfort. I had the genuine pleasure of ringing up and asking "hello, I'm looking for Amanda Comfort?"

Of less amusement was A. Beaver who I dealt with yesterday.

One of my colleagues has a spreadsheet she keeps of names, with gems like Miss Gash among others.

Simian · 26 Sep 2012 at 08:26

How about...

Marion Morrison or Shirley Crabtree!?!?...

Better known as John Wayne and Big Daddy!!

Terrible names

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