Terror gangs using computer games to plot atrocities securely online

They call that journalism?

"EXTREMISTS PLAN MASS TERROR ATTACK IN MINECRAFT".

In other "news"..

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...-115-stone---shes-marrying-chef-help-her.html



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OK.. Off topic, but they are completely inept.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...kini-body-having-breast-implants-removed.html

She'll be dead long before she reaches her target!
 
"Islamic extremists are using realistic war-based action games such as Call Of Duty to plot terrorist attacks in secret, it was claimed today"
Yes we all know how realistic Call Of Duty is!

Futuristic: But it is claimed that fanatics could be using the ultra-realistic games, like this from the Halo series, as training for future attacks

Hahahaha how on earth this DAMIEN GAYLE guy allow to publish this?
 
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Yes we all know how realistic Call Of Duty is!

I wonder if they will employ someone to keep a count of their score as they go along once on their attack.... hand out the upgrades etc

Hang on a minute lads, ive just levelled up... hmm which perk do I want... well what can you choose from.... err ive got, hang on, surpression, extra frag round... um god mode and a new colour turban.... get the turban then mate, sounds like the best one to me.
 
Two thoughts - firstly worst terrorist training in history, as will be evidenced when their opening attack is to leap out of a moving car whilst trying to shoot down a helicopter with a hip fired RPG.

Secondly, surely this makes us all special forces reservists as we are actively trained to counter this terrorist menace? I myself end up quite near the top of the leader board so will be a Major come the Olympics.
 
"Users can log into the games in groups to compete against each"

Do they mean each other?

Who the hell doesn't proof read stuff they write, and who the hell edits this?

And yeah, the story is crap.
 
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