Test came back clear Yippeee !

Can I have a free pack of Haribo ??

Depends on what type of Haribo you'd like...

Sugar-Free ones that will help further clear your non-bowel cancer poo or standard ones which Kids and Adults Loves it So...?

Congrats on the good news. Now eat more rice... there's a reason why Bowel cancer is lower in rice eating countries...
 
One in two now isn't it? Not specifically bowel cancer, but cancer in general. Scary stuff.

Out of curiosity, are you serious when saying "I've got another two years"... or just facetious?

Ah, I'm guessing you have it checked every two years? You've had it before, or is this normal practice?
 
Great result. But I always wonder what sort of person wants to do a job that involves this kind of testing? Bit of a crap job I expect.
 
One in two now isn't it? Not specifically bowel cancer, but cancer in general. Scary stuff.

Out of curiosity, are you serious when saying "I've got another two years"... or just facetious?

Ah, I'm guessing you have it checked every two years? You've had it before, or is this normal practice?

You get a NHS check every two years - I have found out you can get a kit from Boot's and check yourself - So I will check every 6 month's from now on as odd's are getting stacked against me as I get older. - Hopefully my diet is in my favour - very rarely eat junk food.

Thank's everyone for the humour - I have had a good laugh at most of replies.

I will now appreciate the letterbox replies to other posters.

Dave
 
Don't want to alarm you but a good friend of mine had the all clear in the NHS test and discovered 3 weeks later after major abdominal pains on a trip to America he indeed had bowel cancer, and it was quite progressed. Hes gone now :( So don't know what to think about the test. My dad has done it as hes of age and all clear but theres that doubt.
 
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That's good news DXP55 :)
 
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