test your memory

[PardonTheWait]

no ive gone from a cheap nasty one to a z board

You've gone from a cheap nasty one to an expensive cheap nasty one?

Good call!

 

[Amp34]

Did anyone else just think use a bridge ?

Yep. That makes you an engineer, you choose the simplest possible way of doing something. Obviously the quiz was made by an architect as swimming is the sort of silly answer an architect would give thinking they were clever.

 

[Bailey_sufc]

You've gone from a cheap nasty one to an expensive cheap nasty one?

Good call!

it was cheap i swaped it and a xp 1700 rig for an airriflle with less powerthan i kick up arse lol that i gor free anyway

 

[freshy]

the second question really should be worded with now at the front and refer to the the fridge rather than a fridge, which could apply to any...

these sorts of things are useless and in no way measure potential to manage, rather a light view on creativity etc... sadly a lot of firms use questions like this in their recruiting process

 

[manoz]

Dammit I thought the crocodiles were hiding behind some bushes cos they were too stoned to attend the conference.

 

[Coran]

Heard this one late night in spanish from a Berber guide who took me into the Saharan desert on a camel. What you're meant to take from that short story is that these jokes have spread far. He did, however, combine it with a series of jokes about stones and cars.. I don't quite recall them now though..

 

[G-MAN2004]

no ive gone from a cheap nasty one to a z board

Hehe, I've had a zboard for nearly 2 years now, I think. I can type better on these than I can on normal keyboards

 

[fumbles]

I got the last one right all the others wrong!

I was ready to cut those animals up to make them fit in the fridge lol.

Same!!

They wouldn't fit in my fridge, that's for sure.

 

[PsiFox]

You missed out the punchline which helps it make a little more sene

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.

 

[Solari]

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Well I thought break it's neck before putting it in the fridge... do I get half a point?

 

[MookJong]

I first remember receiving this on an abacus in 1906.

 

[div0]

Was it only me that thought:

1) Giraffes probably won't like being put in a fridge - you'll probably need to tranquilise it first

2) If the refrigerator can fit a giraffe in it, why can't I assume its big enough to fit a giraffe AND an elephant in?

3) The Lion King calls a meeting - SURELY ITS A TRAP!! So the answer MUST be an Antelope (hasn't anyone every watched a nature program?), them things are always getting eaten by those hungry Lions!

4) Use the bridge you muppet, that way you stay dry.


What a completely pointless set of questions

 

[DarkShadow]

I failed

 

[gjrc]

I epically failed each one.

However, I do leave this thread in solace of the fact I know how to spell 'memory.'

 

[helmet]

Got any more of these meory tests? That one hit the spot, sweeter than 3 bags of Tate & Lyle dropped in a vat of Red Bull.

 

[Hostile_18]

Well I thought break it's neck before putting it in the fridge... do I get half a point?

You do get half a point. This shows you think about the consequences of your actions.