text message jokes

Aloreth · 27 Dec 2008 at 16:56

Anyone got any? Ill start us off with one that makes me chuckle every time:

'In 2009 the government have announced that they are going to cull all of the mentall handicapped - i wept when i thought of you run my little retard run!'

Share away (not on commission from vodaphone I promise!)

Aloreth · 27 Dec 2008 at 16:58

TK Max

double post

neil3k · 27 Dec 2008 at 16:59

Aloreth said:
Anyone got any? Ill start us off with one that makes me chuckle every time:

'In 2009 the government have announced that they are going to cull all of the mentall handicapped - i wept when i thought of you run my little retard run!'

Share away (not on commission from vodaphone I promise!)

Guess you should be worried too then

Sinque · 27 Dec 2008 at 17:00

What the hell? This is possibly the first time i've seen someone hi-jack their own thread by putting a totally different thread in a thread.

qwerty · 27 Dec 2008 at 17:00

Yo dawg, I heard you like threads in your threads...

CliffyBiro · 27 Dec 2008 at 17:00

Sinque said:
What the hell? This is possibly the first time i've seen someone hi-jack their own thread by putting a totally different thread in a thread.

ROFL

Voltar · 27 Dec 2008 at 17:01

meta threading?

Aloreth · 27 Dec 2008 at 17:02

Yikes I didnt think it was that bad - made me chuckle.....is qwerty always abusive to everyone?

blix · 27 Dec 2008 at 17:02

qwerty said:
Yo dawg, I heard you like threads in your threads...

Sinque · 27 Dec 2008 at 17:02

Aloreth said:
Yikes I didnt think it was that bad - made me chuckle.....is qwerty always abusive to everyone?

You're speaking like he doesn't use the forums, ask him?

Aloreth · 27 Dec 2008 at 17:02

Sinque said:
What the hell? This is possibly the first time i've seen someone hi-jack their own thread by putting a totally different thread in a thread.

Haha I cant argue with that one!

Aloreth · 27 Dec 2008 at 17:04

Sinque said:
You're speaking like he doesn't use the forums, ask him?

Was asking other people's thoughts as I thought his response was a little harsh....

Nitefly · 27 Dec 2008 at 17:05

I once recieved:

"Heya, this is your phone. I just sent you this so you would take me out of your pocket, as your nob stinks".

Sinque · 27 Dec 2008 at 17:05

Okay now you're just spamming. You have more than 250 posts so I don't see the incentive, please explain - in ONE post.

J1234 · 27 Dec 2008 at 17:07

Sinque said:
Okay now you're just spamming. You have more than 250 posts so I don't see the incentive, please explain - in ONE post.

I think you're the one spamming here.

CliffyBiro · 27 Dec 2008 at 17:08

Nitefly said:
I once recieved:

"Heya, this is your phone. I just sent you this so you would take me out of your pocket, as your nob stinks".

Haha!

I love it.

*sends to all males in phonebook........and one female.*

Aloreth · 27 Dec 2008 at 17:09

Urmmmm not spamming just managed to read someone's post and someone else posts while im sending a reply....no incentive....no motive.....just have a free half hour and figured I would drop by.......