Soldato
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Secretly buy up all the nuclear weapons in existence.
Then have a really big firework display.
Then have a really big firework display.
I'd star in a cheesy 80's film set in california where i'd have to defeat a team of beach douchebags at something ridiculous like surfing which i'd have to learn from scratch, it would be full of 1 liners + have lots of exagerrated group-laughing at the end of each scene. Then i'd win scarlett johanssen as my prize + do bad things to her. I wouldn't call her the next morning because i'd be flying into space to explore strange new worlds with a super cool team of crack commando soldiers of fortune, we'd have to land on a zombie esque infested planet, exterminate them all using lots of slick weaponry + save yet more hot babes. Probably just relax after that, not much to ask really...
Go to Maranello, get in the cockpit of Kimi Raikkonen's 2007 championship winning Ferrari, and spend all day driving around the circuit.
Then get out, and have Cheryl Tweedy and Megan Fox take me to their hotel room, and have my way with them.
Get a gf/partner/wife that I actually like and they like me. ****ing impossible from where I am at the moment.
What's the matter then, can't make pancakes or just afraid you'll die and that's how they'll find you?