That which has been heard...

Happy · 3 Oct 2009 at 11:29

StevenRaith said:
At least you know she puts out, has low standards and no expectation of talking afterwards.

She mat pat you on the head though, which I find patronising meself.

Darkst4r said:
It's when she threw the johnnys out the window and shouted "fetch" that really annoyed me.

Gold

roid · 3 Oct 2009 at 12:16

Gogo granny sex I say!

Sounds like a thinly disguised excuse to me

Deadbeat · 3 Oct 2009 at 12:26

At least she's buying the baby oil too. You can't fight forest fires with cheap-ass spermicide lube.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 3 Oct 2009 at 12:54

What is depressing is that if she's doing that every week, then she's getting more than I am.

Cosimo · 3 Oct 2009 at 12:56

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
What is depressing is that if she's doing that every week, then she's getting more than I am.

She might be doing it daily.

Voltar · 3 Oct 2009 at 13:16

vonhelmet said:
Baby oil? Potentially a risky combination with condoms, given that it's petroleum based.

I was going to post that

arknor · 3 Oct 2009 at 13:19

i went into wilkinsons yesterday bought
2 x 7 litre bags of cat litter
1x catball containing catnip
1x durex play tingling lubricant

the guy on the till looked at me like i was going to go rape a cat

gillywibble · 3 Oct 2009 at 13:25

Thread is hilarious

Stewy · 3 Oct 2009 at 13:47

haha awesome thread

PardonTheWait · 3 Oct 2009 at 15:25

I vote shenanigans, baby oil snaps condoms.

OP telling porkies.

Scania · 3 Oct 2009 at 15:37

BigglesPiP said:
No hotlinking of images please.

Given the content of the OP, I'm shuddering to think what that hotlinked image was, scary. :eek:

SiD the Turtle · 3 Oct 2009 at 15:58

It's a harmless comic strip from XKCD, which if you don't follow already, you should

BigglesPiP · 3 Oct 2009 at 19:54

R420LA6X2/4MNA said:
Given the content of the OP, I'm shuddering to think what that hotlinked image was, scary.

It was an XKCD comic.

And I thought it was common knowledge that he allows hotlinking: http://xkcd.com/license.html

Vonhelmet · 3 Oct 2009 at 20:15

BigglesPiP said:
It was an XKCD comic.

And I thought it was common knowledge that he allows hotlinking: http://xkcd.com/license.html

Mod must be new to the job.

Hotwired · 3 Oct 2009 at 21:57

*shrug*

I'm only passing on what I overheard. Sounded weird enough to be interesting, in a weird way o.0

janesssssy · 3 Oct 2009 at 23:37

I went in to Sainsburys with a 4 pack of beer, Toliet role and a pack of condoms.
Checkout lady looked at me and said "in for a good night in alone then?"

Mr.Nick · 3 Oct 2009 at 23:58

Ah, thats my grandmothers friend.

Scania · 4 Oct 2009 at 05:51

BigglesPiP said:
It was an XKCD comic.

And I thought it was common knowledge that he allows hotlinking: http://xkcd.com/license.html

Its not a matter of what the host allows, its the forum rule here that frowns upon it.

arknor · 4 Oct 2009 at 06:48

janesssssy said:
I went in to Sainsburys with a 4 pack of beer, Toliet role and a pack of condoms.
Checkout lady looked at me and said "in for a good night in alone then?"

did you not ask if she wanted to join you after her shift?

Infam0us · 4 Oct 2009 at 13:16

OMG THIS GUY HAS A MACRO