The £5 Gift....

Morgoth · 3 Aug 2011 at 15:01

Electric shock pen.

http://www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/4-/5488725/Electric-Shocking-Pen/Product.html?searchterm=clearance2011gadgets&searchstring=clearance2011gadgets&urlrefer=search

998cc · 3 Aug 2011 at 15:03

Gay pride flag?

Dan Dan · 3 Aug 2011 at 15:26

C.P said:
Gay pride flag?

This is one of my fav's so far. Along with the adult nappy and talc. Keep them coming guys.

Flare · 4 Aug 2011 at 11:49

Freefaller said:
A sock puppet - good conversation starter in clubs, especially if the sock puppet can pull some good dance moves

I like the idea of this, sounds hilarious

Shayper · 4 Aug 2011 at 11:53

Give him a locked briefcase with a code so he can't open it, and fill it with carefully measured 1gram bags of talc, or dried, chopped up grass. I'm sure that will be a hoot

Maccy · 4 Aug 2011 at 11:55

One of those inflatable fat women, easy to take through customs in the box, blow it up when you get there and give it to him!