The £5 Gift....
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A replica pistol, this will go down awesome at customs.
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Go with the bag of talc.
How would you conceal a large butt plug?
Do you really need to ask?
Dont think customs will be very happy with it though. I can imagine the conversation now.
Security at customs: Ermm Mr Dan Dan what is this bag of powder you have?
Me: Its talc powder honest
Security at customs: Your coming with me son
If it was talc say you have a nappy rash then say, go look i have the nappy in question in the bag (buy one of them adult nappys) 
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Rebecca Blacks single also as a possible choice. 
And part of the deal is you have to listen to it once a hour through something that will pound it out so ppl look at him funny. When going through customs and every time they go to the bog in nightclubs. Maybe when having lunch too at somewhere nice.
Edit - Make it a ring tone of her song and force the guy to have it blastin and he has to let it ring for 10 secs before he hangs up or answers.
Ok maybe my ideas are stupid but just trying to think of funny embarrassing things.
Oh and what about some sort of gay lookin bracelet with a name on?
And part of the deal is you have to listen to it once a hour through something that will pound it out so ppl look at him funny. When going through customs and every time they go to the bog in nightclubs.
Maybe when having lunch too at somewhere nice.Edit - Make it a ring tone of her song and force the guy to have it blastin and he has to let it ring for 10 secs before he hangs up or answers.
Ok maybe my ideas are stupid but just trying to think of funny embarrassing things.
Oh and what about some sort of gay lookin bracelet with a name on?
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If it was talc say you have a nappy rash then say, go look i have the nappy in question in the bag (buy one of them adult nappys)
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160612479411
The answer would still be "You're coming with me son".
If it was talc say you have a nappy rash then say, go look i have the nappy in question in the bag (buy one of them adult nappys)
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160612479411
This is brilliant although i don't think it follows the rules as it's two items
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If it was talc say you have a nappy rash then say, go look i have the nappy in question in the bag (buy one of them adult nappys)
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160612479411
I could just use an adult nappy
, imagine a girls face when one of my mates takes them back and drops his trousers This is brilliant although i don't think it follows the rules as it's two items
Ah but then we can think.
person a - talc
person b - nappy
If its person A first then person B then the custom ppl will think hang on he has talc and this other guy has a nappy, wth are they up to. Strange thoughts occur and awkward questions ensue.
Oh and another thing. Colostomy bag if you can find one and fill it with a bit of something, that would be funny. If you can use diluted orange juice and pull it out now and then on holiday and drink from it. Wonder what ppl would say.
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A sock puppet - good conversation starter in clubs, especially if the sock puppet can pull some good dance moves 